Off Topic The Burly Arms

Order a Just Eat or Uber Eat or whatever you southerners have

I'm going HAM on the chicken pieces, probs do a week's worth of salt in.

 

I've not had a pint of it, but I have tasted it. This fella I know likes it, I thought it was rank mate. About 10% I think?

I like a Henry Westerns Cider - 3 for a fiver in Tescos and they're 8.2%.

My go to beer is the old 5.2% Stella. But I do like 6-7% lager if I can find it.

 

Yeah I won't be buying it again.

Wrong on many levels.

@Salad fingers would love it, drunken ****er.

 

Would be a good shout if I hadn't left my wallet at home

I don't mind a Henry Westerns, I always forget how strong they are though and wonder why I'm absolutely sloshed after about 6

 

Bought a case of that from Makro before I went down to Devon for a couple weeks, love that stuff. Potent ****.

 

Any beer over 5.5% tastes like Special brew under 5% tastes like Fosters .
Had a Wetherspoon breakfast at 11am this morning at the Coronet on Holloway rd and saw they had a cider festival so tried a pint of 6.5% Skippy's scrumpy.
No bubbles and very tasty.

 

Tastes really good for an 8.2% leg wobbler too.

Like Libby said, it's easy to get through some and then suddenly think '****'.

Talking of leg wobblers, there's always cider festival going on down here and they have this one called 'Leg Wobbler' - really strong, disgusting tbh, loads of **** floating around in it. Blows your head off though, I always have 1 or 2 if it's about!!

 

Life hack Aldi do Vintage cider 1 ltre bottle £1.59 look at the back and it's made by H Westerns. 7.3%

 

I've gone off cider a bit recently, tend to flit between that and beer for periods of like 6 months at a time.

Peroni & Birra Moretti my drinks of choice currently, well when not on spirits anyway which is what I mainly drink.

 

Wop beers are good and always in Tesco express.
My favourite is Czech Budvar and TsingTao Heineken is a safe bet too Stella is rank now unless you get a belgian import the English made stuff is undrinkable.

Cider is good in the summer but it makes me piss constantly and gives me heartburn .
Love a proper scrumpy bought in a big plastic tank with a handle.
Used to work at Aspall they are head and shoulders above other Cider makers and they give you free bottles after work.

 

I take it you don't want a picture of my order then?

 

Is he still fasting ?

 

Not only heartburn but I find cider gives me gut rot as well, that's why I end up leaving it alone for months after a time as it ****s me up too much.

Aspall is nice yeah, I quite enjoy a fruity cider if I'm out in the sun in 25 degrees+ but again can only drink 2/3 cos it's so acidic.

No I bloody don't!

Though I suspect you're going to anyway

 

Addlestones cloudy cider was a favourite whilst in Blighty but tended to get messy after 8 pints.

 

There's a pub by London Waterloo station that we'd have a few drinks in on a Friday after work. They served a cider that was so strong that we referred to it as Gasoline. 4 pints of that and you were borderline ruined for an evening out with the trouble.

 

Someone told me Mekong wisky has speed in it

Is this true ?

 

I'll order you a Just Eat mate if you PM me a delivery address. I feel bad for you, man gotta eat chicken.

 

Cider is OK for one pint but I'm deffo a beer man. Got some Estrella in the fridge going to crack one in a bit.

 

What about the Estrella?

 

Haha cheers but I'm alright mate, good things come to those who wait and all that.

Just 4 hours until I'm out of this ****hole and then I'm off to the nearest chicken shop to my house that won't give me food poisoning