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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jan 10, 2017.

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    why? You know I'm very sensitive.<whistle>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just done half a pack of Halls Soothers in, diarrhoea coming up for me.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Why would you do that?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My wife's got a sore throat.

    They taste good.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ^^^ pretend wife, obviously.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Hmm :bandit:

    Have one on me (not literally)
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'll settle for a warm loafer.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Is that a warm milky drink? <whistle>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Thought you lost everyone in a pretend tragedy yesterday?
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 14, 2017
  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah... I'm struggling to keep up this lie, I've dug myself a hole.
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    He had dug himself a hole but his wife us using it as a spa<whistle>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Actual laughing at that.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nice chicken salad for lunch cooked in that old El Paso BBQ fajita dry mix, with 2 chicken breasts, feta, avocado, lettuce, tomato, pickles and some jalapeños.

    Nooooyce.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 15, 2017
  14. Stan

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    Gentle run today, day off tomorrow as we're going to the cricket, punishment run (probably with a hangover) on Monday. Dreading it already.
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

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    Think I got some virus or something.

    Fuzzy head at times but worst is ears feel ****ed
     
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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Tell her to shut her mouth now and again
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Come on bro we is jatt, all it takes is a "oh twaddi"
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I'm a Jatt too, Sei Punjabi paji
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Knackered. I think I've overcooked it a bit the last week or so. Working late and exercising hard. Need a couple of rest days.
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Ice cubes look in your avataar = jatt look <laugh>
     
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