Rooney...

Cheers Tel.

 

Oi oi me manc mucka. Missed ya. Ive virtually packed in since ya left

 

The splash back cost more than our first kitchen.

 

I've made lots of new friends

They all love me.

One told me to stop breathing.

 

Haha. But its classy.

I once did a hotplate for a yank to do pancakes. £2.5k.

It was very upmarket. The daft ****.

 

Well i still love ya. Ya looney manc twat

 

Where you been you've missed loads

 

Wives are good like that.

 

Aww thanks mate. Hugs.

Just on the other boards Vinnie, I've not missed much, I've been peepin!

 

Good lad

 

Its not the same. We need to rekindle old school

 

Yeh
And there's some good posters that don't post enough
But I understand

 

Let's do brunch.

 

Kick it mo fo's.

Seems people are scared of an opinion now. For some reason

Used to be a laugh.

 

You just need some losers from other boards to come on for some beef.

Leeds should be a good one next season. They're all divs.

 

Haha. Aye ive read theirs.

Its not just other boards. You are just being nice. Manc ****.

 

I've spent the last two days trying to convince somebody to top themselves on the PL board.

I need to balance it out with nice things now - realign my ying and yang ya get me?

 

Gan and hump the missus. Slip wrong hole. Apologise.

Then come back as she is chasing you with a kitchen knife..

 

I've got no chance.

 

Haha. Nowt change since married then?