I think you'd be better off without him mate. He's the one constant in your years of misery, yet somehow has the respect of the masses.
Statistically, 1 in 37 teams that get promoted to the PL (Leicester and City) go on to win it, and zero in all Liverpool teams go on to win it, so technically... You know.
I once went in a pub in a small town in the north part of Ibiza, it had a sign that said 'Free beer tomorrow' above the bar. The next day I went back and the sign was still there. It reminded me of Liverpool fans.
Legend. Not a gifted player, but the Boycott of full backs. Made the most of what he had. Insightful commentor. Head screwed on right.