Looking out the window of my office across the street. There is a man dressed all in black on top of the bank carrying a large rubbish bag. WTF is he up to?
Flat roof? If it was then he could have simply been tidying. But no know of one case here where guys broke into a bank over weekend through roof like that.
Yeah flat roof. Completely black clothing including a black knit cap which can't have been comfortable in this heat. Wasn't hiding though. In plain view of a busy intersection walking around on the roof carrying a black rubbish bag. Plus, it's daylight so black clothing doesn't help you hide much. Didn't seem to be picking anything up... Just strolling around the roof. Didn't see him get off, the air conditioning unit is on the roof. Went behind that and didn't see him ever leave. Ladder must be on other side of building from me near main entrance. Too casual to be up to no good... Sure he had legitimate reason... Just looked odd and wearing all black on top of a bank just looks suspicious...
Is it getting towards storm season or hurricanes etc? Flat roof drainage system might need clearing out as part of getting set for the season. Either that or he's an international jewel thief. please log in to view this image
So Beyoncé has released the first pic of her twins... No sorry, she's released a photo of herself wearing a gown that probably cost more than what Greez spends on food a year, she's holding her twins yeah, but they are definitely not the focus of attention the self righteous, self centered slut. #rant
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
I put it in the Pub thread as I did not think it was good enough to be classed as a joke, bit like EFC really!