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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Throwback to when Louis Van Gaal used to talk about the fence.

    When we play we try to win for the fence, the fence is the most important thing for me, if the fence is not happy then we should all go home.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ace sniper marksman
     
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  3. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Hey Spurlock , how goes the battle .
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yay Seabiscuit is here to get a gob full of Bengali bumhole .<laugh>
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Easy Roofus....haha...Dunc got donked last night, that was a giggle, everything good bro, you?

    50 Million for Siggy

    Happy? i'm not sure i would be..he's priceless for that team
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You captain bullshit and a random scouser formed a circle jerk and shouted out racist and meltdown a few times , meanwhile fanny cried himself to sleep over a brutal verbal attack on his cabbage boy with the twiglet legs.

    The most hurtful thing you ******s could come at me with was the accusation that I have a Pakistani wife, low blow dude.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    You got dunked, donked and doinked

    But but but they started it <wah>

    And I have a forklift license and went to Dubai once <wah>

    And all because I said I was from Stoke and had no contacts in Rotherham for him to take his daughters to, to exploit the vacancy there since the arrests

    His Chinese Mrs however I may have found a vacancy for

    http://m.stokesentinel.co.uk/chinese-mum-ran-brothel-rented-house/story-12572663-detail/story.html
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I used to have a forklift license, dropped a whole pallet of red wine from the top rack then a week later drove straight through the back entrance of Bookers taking out half the wall.

    I didn't bother refreshing it as I got sacked for driving it while under the influence.
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Have you hot a casino license? And have you been to Dubai?

    I may know someone who will be interested/gutted
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Having a **** before bed. <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    More like you're getting **** stabbed before bed <ok>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Erm... no stop reliving your previous visit to the land of up your ****ter.<ok>
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Nonuts gone on the politics thread to garner support <laugh>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The euphemisms keep on coming .... <whistle>
     
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  15. NSIS

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    I see Dull has joined in. Any chance he can hang on somebody else's coattails and take a pop at you 'Muzzies', and he's there.

    But, not a bigot at all, you understand!
     
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  16. seabreeze

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    I'll take the money thankyou ... seems the club won't though . I would have sold Siggy at 35 million . Superb player but gets a lot of goals from penaltys and free kicks and a lot of assists from corners and free kicks . Why didn't you guys take advantage of him when you had him ? AHEM
     
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  17. seabreeze

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    The most hurtful thing would have to be your poor wife, no matter the race .. dognut
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    i think we had a choice to make between Gylfi and Eriksen as to who is going to play as the ACM.....Gylfi had to go...superb player and i hope you spend the money wisely mate.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just finished work.

    ****ing hate late shifts <grr>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just finished too fella. Currently cooking myself a steak with some Broccoli from my garden <ok>
     
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