Prohibited to you (For marriage) are:- Your mothers, daughters, sisters; father's sisters, Mother's sisters; brother's daughters, sister's daughters; foster-mothers (Who gave you suck), foster-sisters; your wives' mothers; your step-daughters under your guardianship, born of your wives to whom ye have gone in Unlucky Dunc now roll of your daughter and put the drink.down
You lot **** all your family members and hope they miscarry When did your dad first show you little si?
lol Dunc took some devastating blows last night, was jokes i expect Aldo to pop by with some racist bantz to show his support
Race card pulled already against someone who hasn't even posted on this thread, well done you . Yeah crushing, you outed me as being eligible to drive a fork truck however will I recover ? I find Muhammad's flying horse more believable than Fan's fictitious life. If you swallow the bullshit about his masters degrees, 7 bed houses, property empire Internation cricketing career top end Mercedes owner and school teacher then you are one gullible ****. He probably only pretends to have a spastic son for sympathy. Tragic really
The ironic thing here Donk is it's an Internet forum where maybe everything might or might not be 100% true. I was wondering why you put so much creedance on it or is it just a point scoring thing?
You tend to find that people on the internet that boast about how clever rich successful and talented they are suffer from low self esteem so they invent a persona to try and convince themselves and others that they are not a total loser in life.
Yeah, I mean it'd be crass to boast about trips to Dubai and having a Casino Managers licence. Why do you lie about having no ties with Norwich btw?
Wealthy folk don't boast in general, I'd agree with that. There's a new breed of car leasers who pretend they're minted, the car of choice is the Audi S3 or RS3 if their mum and dad are still making their beds for them. I find it funny when an Audi wideboy fancies himself in his Yeezy's and his combover, like he's reached the pinnacle of life, not realising he's blended himself into an ever-expanding group of losers who are void of individuality.
You've just described most of the sad-sacks on this forum! Let's run through the list... Fosse (aka Bambi) - pretended to work as a top-flight accountant with a big firm, but turns out he works in their mail room. Tobes - pretended to be the CEO of a major National, but turns out he runs a fruit 'n' veg stall in Camden Market. Skiddy - pretended to be in a legit marriage, but turns out he's shacked up with a lady-boy, in Bangkok. Pixie - pretended to own a sex shop, after having made his money as a drugs-runner, but turns out he's a 15 year old who goes on ****ing binges, naked, in the cupboard under his mother's stairs (not my revelation, but that of a fellow Gooner). Stan (formerly known as Afro Stan, and Lightning) - pretended to be a property developer, but turns out he's a sole practitioner estate agent with a tiny lock-up on the outskirts of Salford. It's a cess-pit of tragedy on this board, my friend.
I've never once said I was a property developer. You got yourself into a real muddle when you claimed to convert old pubs into residential units. Do you really want to revisit that dark place? "Why are you doing this Stan?"