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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Tobes

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    She looks like a cross between Gareth Southgate and Dennis Wise in that pic.

    I'd just bend her over though.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    Actually I take it all back ....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    We not bothered about the Tennis mate, we were discussing some PUTHEIII!
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 12, 2017
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    That's the sort of bird that @Spurlock goes for :)
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    She's fine

    Off to roll a spliff
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 12, 2017
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  6. Spurlock

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    Brunette, Jewish looking nose, cracking smile...yum.

    Tobes looks at a woman and starts seeing ex footballers...I think he's got the bigger problem <laugh>
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 12, 2017
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    He goes for any bird that'll accommodate him mate. :)

    His 'type' is anything with a pulse and a crack
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    and a nice smile
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    and a bottle of lube.
     
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    a full set of front teeth being an added bonus :)
     
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    Frys crisp and dry will suffice I reckon
     
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    Tobes, Jul 12, 2017
  12. Spurlock

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    Not too bothered about that...wow you're fussy tonight
     
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    It sounds like Tobes has a story similar to @Bodinki 's <laugh>

    Involving vegetable oil!
     
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    Skylarker, Jul 12, 2017
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    Two livers in a pint glass mate.....warmed up to body temperature in the microwave
     
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    Bodinki, Jul 12, 2017
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    and a puncture repair kit.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 12, 2017
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    I would. But she ain't no ****ing Rembrandt.
     
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    So long as she can take them out! <ok>
     
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    We had a discussion on the Politics thread about how British Konta is. Mo Farah and John Barnes representing GB / England came up and one poster put across this opinion. Anyone agree that skin colour should be a factor when determining eligibility for selection?

    "I dont care for Mo or John skin colour, you should play for the country you were born in, not one that suits you."
     
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    <laugh> got to laugh at the mentality of racist ******s

    Has to be a Kustard comment surely ?
     
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  20. Stan

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    Of course.
     
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