Off Topic The Burly Arms

Wimbledon was more fun than I expected, despite the rain.

I never fully appreciated how well put together Martina Hingis is. Ah wid.

 

Is it over already. Seemed quicker than previous tournaments.

 

Haven't really followed it too much this year.

What matches did you see?

**** weather thouhh... Did you lose much to rain?

 

Is Stan the only one with a television on here ?

 

We saw about 3 hours of tennis which was ideal for me. I have no interest in watching ****ing hours of the stuff. Stan Jr had a great day out with his dad which was the whole point.

We're doing the World Athletics next month.

 

I usually only watch TV when Liverpool is playing. Occasionally watch a show of Netflix with Mrs. Before bed.

Haven't "just watched TV" in years. If it's not Liverpool or on the roku, I don't watch.

 

Johanna Konta. Wid ye ?

 

Yup...who wouldn't? No doubt someone will find a fault in the way she sticks the tennis ball in her knickers, but not me.

 

I don't follow tennis but I do enjoy the opens and Wimbledon. How come this bird is suddenly British? We had **** female players and suddenly this Konta appeared and is all seeded and ****


I saw this...

"She has won three singles titles the WTA tour, as well as 11 singles and four doubles titles on the ITF circuit in her career. Konta reached her best singles ranking of World number six on 8 May 2017"


I'm sure I'd know of her ffs!

I thought Heather Watson was our number 1 and ranked about 200th in the world!

 

Yeah right..what kind of question is that @PISKIE ?!

I'm not even sure what she looks like and I would ffs.

 

A mate of mine is going tomorrow, centre court debenture seats, the spawny ****.

 

Dunno mate, I don't really give a **** about Tennis. I just saw a clip of Johanna Konta earlier and pondered whether I'd bone her or not.

 

After she's been to mine

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At work

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She can also look like this though :

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One of those birds who look good, but then you look again and think, mmm not sure and then think, **** it why not

 

She looks better at work tbh.

Very silly question from Piskie though!

I think he thought he was logged into his Men's Health Surf forum instead, this is not606 ffs.

 

Yeah when you're doing her up the gary.

 

Just natural bro....her morning sex complexion...mmmmm

Plus she always does that with her mouth when I pull my knob out...crazy bitch

 

Same here. Bores the arse off me.

Had to do a Wimbledon hospitality day for clients back when I was working. Talk about sweat your bollocks off sitting there on a seat about 6" wide!

If I'd actually liked tennis it would have been uncomfortable, but I don't.!

 

Lol yeah...upped his game incase he thought he would get laughed at.