Alright mate I'm going down to Birmingham next weekend to see my mate. Any decent Celtic boozers in the town centre where I can watch the game Sunday?
The turban had a woman's brooch on it at one point. We'd been up for three days and I spent the previous night sleeping under and overpass in the centre of town. A tramp said to me "There's a better space round the corner pal" I told him I was fine sitting on my milk crate. I don't drink wine Dougie gives me rotten hang-overs. Those two were though, we got thrown out a pub once because the boy on the right refused to use a glass.
Brum What's Tipton like? Met a guy from there on holiday in Turkey last year. He was a ****in screwball **** told us he was a Cage Fighter, he was around 45 - 50 but he ****in looked the part. Covered in tattoos, and one said 'Tipton Warrior' across his back.
He wont answer you mate, he's a prick. Doesnt really live in Birmingham anyway, he's a manky midget pikey bastard. "No fixed abode".
Tipton is exactly what it sounds like.........a ****ing ****hole Thats not Birmingham its Wolverhampton/Black Country way, they all speak ******ed & live in caves. The also all look like that, see Steve Bull who is from there!!! I used to work that way & needed a translator!!
I'm actually Black already ya bunch of racist ****s Brum, Preferably a bit if atmosphere mate but I'm going to Gatecrasher on the saturday night so might have a **** of a comedown and just want a quiet pint
Jolz I'm not racist I hate everyone equally. The guy who took that is a black guy from Gabon and is called "Yoolz" His real name is Yolande. I've not seen him in ages though. Some boy, he slapped a random guy in a petrol station once I was pishing myself laughing.
Don't worry troops I'm not actually black Brum, you ever heard of a place in Brum called The Custard Factory? Meant to be going there the Friday night My mate says it's full of clunge so
Best bet is the local CSC http://sonsoferincsc.co.uk/#/welcome/4522829872 The irish Brigade are playing the night before - there first gig in England so will be a good night before plus they'll probably be along the Sunday to watch the game & play afew songs. Usually have folk from all round the country down for the gigs so they will possibly stay the night & watch the game the next day too. Usually have a DJ playing before, halftime & after should the band not be playing which gets the atmosphere going. Quite a big club & most of my mates will be popping pills & sniffing coke anyway Otherwise you can go to Digbeth, right in the centre of Birmingham - the Irish quarter. Nearly every pub down there will have it - the Dubliner, the Kerryman etc. Game on the screen & a pint kind of places. Only problem is Villa are in the cup final that day So not sure if most boozers in the city centre will be open early on in case of trouble or if there are any other games on sky which means they may show that. Where does your mate stay? There might be an Irish boozer round local to watch it, if you tell me the area I can tell you if its a Villa or Birmingham area, the Birmingham area probably wont show the Villa game inase they win so will be glad to let you watch the Celtic game
