Challenge: Pick any thread(s) on the forum and turn it into a movie synopsis. Such as the following for the PL Meetup thread. The winner will be decided by an impartial judge (@brb , you up for this) and shall receive an all expenses paid (by yourself) vacation to Middleborough.
Metro Goldstein Meyer proudly presents Carry on Harvesters Starring Charles Autrey as Hiag, Peter Tachell as Skylarker, Mickey McAvoy as NSIS and Chief inspector Corner as Piskie A lonely bald, overweight 58 year old fantasist (Hiag) sits in his small room with his gimp suit on in his mothers prefab in Andover. He dreams of being popular with the lads and plots a robbery to steal discount vouchers for his favourite restaurant Harvesters. He takes his doting mother there every Sunday, he meets a right shady character in a chance meeting in a Basingstoke lay-by (Skylarker). Skylarker claims to know an ageing jailbird (NSIS) who says he can make it happen but wants gold in return. A week later NSIS delivers the vouchers and gives them to Hiag who immediately tries to buy favour by dealing them out like confetti to all his lay-by buddies. But things take a turn for the worse as Chief inspector corner of the yard (Piskie) had his men who had infiltrated the frolicking fudge packers and busted them all. To make things worse Hiag grassed up Skylarker who in turn grassed up NSIS. The judge Justice Pants said of Hiag in summing up "You are a scrounger, parasite, pervert, a worm, a self-confessed player of the pink oboe; a man (or woman) who by his (or her) own admission chews pillows! It would be hard to imagine, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, a more discredited and embittered man. The sentence was lengthy and all three were banged up where their arses would look like a plasters radio on release.
My Not606 movie would be a comedy, set in a zoo. The cast list would look like this:- Akky, the accident-prone and dozy zoo keeper.............Rowan Atkinson Bambi (playing himself), a naïve and nervous doe Pixie, the Chimp (playing with himself) Bodi and Sky (dressed as embarrassed nuns)..........Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough Skiddy, the trainee jizz-cleaner..................Timothy Spall HIAG, a witty wise-cracking tourist..............Tom Hardy Spurly, the token black man.......................Denzil (off Only Fools and Horses, not Washington) I'm betting that I don't really have to run over the plot for you lads, as I think you've probably all read the novel.
To be honest I'd love to contribute...I just can't be arsed writing that much Or I might just choose one of Matth's 'Pogba just farted' kind of threads...short n sweet with not much happening really.
