Man Utd sign Romelu Lukaku

Getting to the ball first makes the defender a mug? nutmeg, yes taking the shortest route, no.

 

Is Rudiger as good as Baba Rahman?

 

Yeah, and Rahman is world class.

 

Obviously.

 

Only when players are sold by Chelsea they lose their World Class status.

 

I hope Romelu Lukaku is announced today, I look forward to seeing him play for Manchester United.

 

Like you were with Fellini Meth?

 

So do I.

 

There's a decent chance that in January, Diego Costa will be at AM to replace the outgoing Griezmann who will form a partnership with Lukaku and Zlatan at United, whilst Chelsea line up with Batshuayi and Remy as their main strikers.

 

He's demented

 

Nope. Just presenting a valid scenario.

It's the season of speculation.

You'll probably lose Courtois to a bigger club too. Like Valencia.

 

Now my ribs are ****ing killing me.

 

Always happy to spread joy and happiness mate, through realism.

 

A scenario yes, valid....NO. In reality the only real bigger clubs that haven't died like United are RM, Barca and BM. Valencia are at your level.

 

Stop it.

 

Chelsea sign Aubameyang for £ 60m

 

There's many clubs bigger than X-Factor Chelsea. Winning the league doesn't catapult you into that elite bracket. Come back when you've won it 20 times and you can match even 10% of our fan base