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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Deleted #

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    I had a lovely beef dinner for din dins. Now I've just polished off a Chinese. Thinking about having this for desert. It's only a 5 minute walk. £40 for 15 minutes. :emoticon-0147-emo:

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    <laugh> Other way round, I think.
     
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  3. gooner4ever

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    Is the top hand a tad manly ?
    Be careful that the "extras" aren't in fact her meat n 2 veg
     
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    too late..think Saffy is probably finding out the hard way
     
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    **** it
     
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    given up on the idea?
     
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    Literally .. lol
     
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    Na, I mean if I get there and it's worse case scenario.

    Got a decent body at least.
     
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    init
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You need the entire 15 minutes ?
     
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    You gave up fun in 2002 and replaced it with being an angry fat cuck spastic.
    Please have a beer you boring no mark prick.<cheers>
     
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    Don't sit on the fence Donk.
     
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    Massive thunderstorm has kept me awake for hours so I've given up. Smoking weed on my front porch listening to crazy horse.:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Archie is like a dangerous driver that went to fast and hit a wall nearly killing himself and those that shared the road with him.

    So he now preaches to others the dangers of driving to every ****er and tells other drivers to give up the death on wheels.
    Plus he's morbidly obese and smokes ***s so he will still die young anyway .
     
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    Oh have a day off you tiresome ****ing tramp. It's hardly my fault you publicly disintegrate after one sniff of the barmaids apron, so quit blaming me for the fact you keep pissing yourself on trains. Either take some responsibility for your life, or **** yourself up if you prefer, but kindly leave me out of it.
     
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    I have never preached to anyone you utter ****-wit, and if I did I certainly would not waste the effort on a spineless weasel like you.
     
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    I can feel the love.
     
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    Try not to **** the bed tonight fatso.

    15 years after giving up alcohol cocaine marajuana and heroine and you are still depressed?

    So the drugs just magnified your ****nes?

    Lol.<laugh>
     
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    Sniff of the barmaid's apron?
    I bet that was a good put down in the 80s when you were attempting to prove something to the other alcoholics .
    Trains have toilets on and electricity sockets now so if I chose to I can piss and insult you at the same time.

    2 grams of top notch Peruvian flake Friday beer on Saturday, wine this afternoon and mineral water now.

    No ****ting or pissing of pants :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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