Off Topic The Burly Arms

Bod. Vegans are the owners of hell so that's where your destined for. Take light clothing as rumour has it that it's warm there

 

There'd be no room mate. The place would be overcrowded with mags

 

Ok work done, on my way home.

 

Happy Asana Bucha Day

 

Do what now?

 

It's sign a book day I think

 

Back home now. Fluffing up the pillows in the doghouse.

She has no idea just how bolloxed I am.

And we're off wedding suit shopping in 2 hours.

Looking ahead, if I'm allowed in the doghouse, that'll be a result!

I keep being told the older you get the wiser you get.

Still waiting for that moment to happen.

 

Lets just say I was up early and washed my bollocks.

 

I can't really imagine anything much worse than spending the rest of my life munching nothing but ****ing Rabbit's food!

 

Place is full of Lesbian Vegans. I wonder if Muff diving is allowed .....

 

So the other night we're sat on the terrace having some food when a massive bloke with a much smaller bird arrives for feeding time.

First thing they did was order a bottle of champagne for him, a bottle of pink fizz for her and a bottle of red to share with the starter.

We left before they'd polished those three off but I suspect they went through a few more!

 

Naughty Amateur vid material

 

Ah, it's the ring through the nose mob. They're usually pretty liberal.

Although that lot look like they've lost Cinderella!...

 

You in a council chamber Pixie

 

Saag Aloo, sadly without the fenugreek but still tasted superb.

 

Looking yum Mr Marks....I'm cooking later on too...veg curry sounds good

 

Sounds good mate I'm pretty stuffed after eating most of that but a veg curry sounds fab. What are you planning to use, anything specific or just stuff thats knocking around in the chiller?

 

I'm fancying a potato and boiled egg curry...trust me it works...an Onion curry base with the normal Indian spices with boiled Basmati rice

 

I love the Tilda brown basmati. Lovely stuff, and doesn't bloat you like the white rice.

 

I've just had zinger tower burger, now I'm struggling to stay awake and I'm at work till 19:30.

****ing ****s sake.

and it's the Famous Weymouth Seafood festival all weekend, but I'm working ALL weekend.

****s the lot of you.