Probably just to work out who he'd take first if it was him against the lions pack. Do you start with the props or do the faster back row first?
That actually made me LOL. Love a good LOL. I think he'd go for Itoje, he'd see him as the talisman and would probably launch at him from around 13 feet. He'd clamp his jaws on his throat, severing the carotid artery in the process whilst punching AWJ in the chops and kicking Big Toby Faletau in the clems all at the same time. I reckon he might do the AB's as well after finishing off the Lions just for a bit of extra training.
If only football players had the passion to play for their nation that the RU lads have consistently shown. Real pride in the shirt and team spirit.