**** you monica. Am on holiday tomorrow and Monday because am going somewhere for the weekend. Not tellin ye's where. However, I am interested to know what the rest of the guise will be up to...
I'm working this Friday Got woman round tomorrow night and Saturday morning, will be having a quiet evening with wine and a film. When she leaves Saturday I'm on a train to Brighton for beers on the beach and semen showers. Sunday will be spent as per
I'm performing with my band Radiohead at the gig at Glasgow green on Friday. After that I'll probably shag lots of b list celebrity lassies just for a laugh (they will need it after our set). Shame you're away G I had you on the guest list I'm just going to have to take Pud instead.
Don't reply on this thread guise, the real weekend thread shall be posted tomorrow. Thanks in advance, guise
Don't listen to that idiot guise. I' looking forward to catching up on this thread thru the weekend on ma kindle
I really do hope my virgin butthole is safe! I'll leave my house keys under the door mat just to be sure.
Chris Martin might have a decent voice once his adenoids have been removed. Always sounds like he needs to blow his nose. He did schtupp Gwyneth Paltrow though so good work fella.