Transfer Rumours 2017 Summer Transfers gossip thread

How is Matth not all over the Neymar stuff, is he asleep?

 

Unless they get DDG I cant see this happening

 

Woodward and Perez discussion, rinse and repeat.

£60m for Morata

No way

Ok then you give us £30m and Morata and we'll give you De Gea

No you give us De Gea and £30m and we'll give you Morata

You been sniffing glue fam?

Que?

What's that under your desk in that aerosol?

Nada

****ing give me Morata for £60m you old scab

You wanna buy James? I will do you a good price

NO! **** sake I've told you a hundred times we don't want James.

Why no?

**** it shall we just come back tomorrow we're not getting anywhere.

Ok, you go home, see you tomorrow

****ing div

Que?

Nothing

I hear you say ****... bastard son of a whore

**** sake, right see you tomorrow

Bye then Mr Eddie, thank for Ronnie

 

We could sign two decent players for Rooney's total salary, plus I'm sure it will have something to do with FFP

 

Maybe mate, no doubt Rooney will come out of this better than anybody else though.

 

I see we just lost out on Messi, but where are we with Neymar

 

Not long now until he signs an improved deal at Real

 

So no news at all then, still no deal.
We bid, Real said no same as the last 3 weeks.

 

Must be true then, that's 3 tweets that say still no deal and nothing has changed since the first link

 

So it's £100m for Lukaku but we are quibbling about £5m for Moratta.
Why do you bother with this **** when there are actual news outlets that post when something real happens?

 

Pure ****e that, both clubs colluding to make Chelsea put an offer on the table and frighten Madrid into thinking you're seriously considering an alternative.

 

The way Everton are spending, Lukaku might be better off staying where he is!

 

**** sake man stop it, that's 4 posts in 10 mins all saying the same thing.
if news comes out tomorrow that we have reached agreement then let us know but don't keep telling us the same thing we have heard every day for the last 3 weeks.
It's pointless and annoying.