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Is Uncle Ken getting Frisky.......? SWW are you're Frisky Fridays to blame?????

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  1. Jud_Danger

    Jud_Danger Member

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    Extract taken from Ken Bates in last nights programme notes

    The rebuilding of Leeds United is a bit like sex. In an age of instant gratification Leeds United is having a long, drawn out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal.
    We're in this for the long term, we may have had a few disappointing results so far, but we will get there- we are building for the future.
     
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    Jud_Danger, Aug 17, 2011
  2. san-ho-zay

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    The thing is, when the time comes, will he be prepared to dip into the coffers for a little extra help to make us stiffer opposition and get us up?
     
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  3. Jud_Danger

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    you mean a angry gang bang?

    <party>
     
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    Jud_Danger, Aug 17, 2011
  4. DirtyLeeds

    DirtyLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Is this Ken admitting that he's shafting the club ?
     
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    I think the world record for 'most people feeling sick in one place' was broken last night when everyone read that.

    Just not right.
     
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    philhleeds, Aug 17, 2011
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    leeds60 Well-Known Member

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    bates CERTAINLY IS AN EXPERT ON SHAFTING PEOPLE!
     
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    leeds60, Aug 17, 2011
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    He must be on viagra
     
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    made me a bit sick tbh!!!!

    On a positive note Keogh was decent yesterday
     
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    The-Don, Aug 17, 2011
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    i read his programme note...he is clearly totaslly off his head!!!!...barely a word about leeds utd...just him ranting on about ****!!...hahaha!!

    i assume my frisky fridays made him frisky....they would make anyone frisky!!
     
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  10. Jud_Danger

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    they make me frisky
     
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    Jud_Danger, Aug 17, 2011

  11. Best Fans

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    The worst ever Ken Bates programme notes, was when he said something about the catering at Elland Road and that he should start a hot dog stall called 'Bates Bangers' and then said 'Actually that sounds like my old girlfriends'.
     
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  12. philhleeds

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    He is a character, I`ll give him that! Bet he would be a right laugh on a night out, would probably end in trouble though.
     
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    philhleeds, Aug 17, 2011
  13. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    he does come out with some strange things i'll give ya that
     
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    Josh-LUFC, Aug 17, 2011
  14. side_before_self

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    Ken Bates will live forever - he is the devil
     
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  15. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I love your pic by the way
     
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    Josh-LUFC, Aug 17, 2011
  16. The-Don

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    Aye makes me fancy a KFC
     
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    The-Don, Aug 17, 2011
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    viagra---a pity he is not falling over the niagra
     
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    billyboy, Aug 17, 2011

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