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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by MIGHTY, Jul 4, 2017.

  1. ellandback

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    That the lions were going to destroy the ll Blacks at the weekend, and escaped to a waiting.....
     
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  2. Irishshako

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    Uncanny:)
     
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  3. Doc

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    Jumped out the fookin window Redders ffs and got in the back of an Ubswe with PAKI driver ...
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    Farsley had to give Elland a man hug to make things look genuine and continued to explain to Elland he is not a ***got and not to delete him for being un-pc, at this point Mighty arrived and said `eeh up lads,tha needs a pint,eeh cum we me,i`m paying` taxi !!!!! :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. MIGHTY

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    Mighty bought Farsley his favorite drink pink gin with pink grapefruit and got himself a pint of <ale> Elland had left said he was going to.....................
     
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    southerners :emoticon-0172-mooni :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    was the local gay bar where Elland liked to .................
     
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    to discuss whether he`ll be up to Elland Road this season,hmm the jury is out on that one,however Farsley tells him he thinks Mighty is a top guy and would love to buy him and the trolley-dolly a pint,****potlids the pub goes quiet and who should walk in.......
     
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    Massimo Cellino who said 'bollocksio to all youa gay ****, iva been ****ing you all along.....
     
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  10. ellandback

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    its Millwall Steve

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  11. Doc

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    Milwall Steve sometimes known as well lubed arse got in the car he borrowed from his ex Elland IMG_0325.JPG
     
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  12. MIGHTY

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    Chipster walked in and started saying really happy things like: radz a coont, Italian Gangster, Robbing the fans, buying shyte players, but Doc stopped him and took the razor blade from his hands before he he hurt himself again. Chipster quickly took another pull on his glue stash and smiled leeringly....
     
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  14. Farsleyexile

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    But then he changed and with a happy smile Grumpy bollocks went round everyone asking who is an economic migrant? You are welcome in Harrogate,i have spare rooms and I am happy to have you rent free,i love everyone,there is a mini-bus outside,everything you want is free,let`s go my friends
     
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  15. MIGHTY

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    but even they didn't want to know the miserable old fooker and ran quickly in the opposite direction he wept raised his head and shouted.........
     
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  16. Irishshako

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    GET THE **** OUT OF MY GARDEN leeds60 who promptly told him to......
     
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  17. MIGHTY

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    FFS I set that up beautifully for an
    "I DONT BELIEVE IT" <yikes><doh>
     
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  18. MIGHTY

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    chill out and have a spliff man................laughing he pulled out of his pocket a..............................
     
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  19. Chippy / Glory

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    Off topic....
    A thread called the soap...
    No wonder the paddies are steering well clear.
     
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  20. ellandback

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    plane ticket to...
     
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