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  1. MIGHTY

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    whitejock who had just entered the sex shop .............."Jock" shouted Shako, look what I have showing him some..............
     
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    Shaks says fook off nothing wrong with a gimp uniform
     
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    As TC models

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    and then flips his lid ...


    as he shouts out
     
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    Shaks couldnt drink his pint with the pool ball in his mouth so demanded that Eire got out of chair to give him a hand
     
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    Eire obliged after 2 mins left to catch a bus to...................
     
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    Luton....

    To his surprise....
     
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    He thought he'd fallen asleep and woke up in lahore
     
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    He saw sheeps heads hanging in the market, bulls testicles for sale in the deli The aroma of pigs blood was over whelming it was Luton right enough, he walked to the city centre there were..........
     
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    loads of french people all waiting their turn in la whore that OLOF was monopolising.
     
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    After licking his lips and saying mmm chianti.... he phoned his mate Elland who was busy inside his boyfriend
     
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    Suddenly Elland blurted out

    'Get that prick away from me'.....

    To Ellands relief, the nurse put the syringe down and....
     
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    ... said, "OK, El, a special meat injection it is then, you devil! Hopefully you've not left that bloody gerbil up your jacksie like the last time. That's the kind of excitement I need to avoid if I'm ever going to survive to see my 19th birthday". El giggled at the recollection, assumed the position, and .....
     
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    carried on reading his new best seller, How to get the best from Felching....
     
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    and then who should enter? Yup Farsley,oh my word what would Brissie arse bandit think? Oh lordy
     
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    The 'hot beef injection was interrupted when his good mate Farley came flying through the door to rescue pool old Ell
     
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    but he slipped <yikes> El tried to catch him but they both toppled to the floor........that moment the Matron arrived "what the fook" is going on here she asked,,,Red faced El stood up and jumped through the window luckily they were on the ground floor Farsley followed and they both ran to.....................
     
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    ..... a rampant and very jealous Brissie, who .....
     
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    was foaming from the mouth at first glance Farsley thought he had been unfaithful.....but it was foam to his relief, El said he could explain and told Brissie.......
     
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