whitejock who had just entered the sex shop .............."Jock" shouted Shako, look what I have showing him some..............
Shaks couldnt drink his pint with the pool ball in his mouth so demanded that Eire got out of chair to give him a hand
He saw sheeps heads hanging in the market, bulls testicles for sale in the deli The aroma of pigs blood was over whelming it was Luton right enough, he walked to the city centre there were..........
After licking his lips and saying mmm chianti.... he phoned his mate Elland who was busy inside his boyfriend
Suddenly Elland blurted out 'Get that prick away from me'..... To Ellands relief, the nurse put the syringe down and....
... said, "OK, El, a special meat injection it is then, you devil! Hopefully you've not left that bloody gerbil up your jacksie like the last time. That's the kind of excitement I need to avoid if I'm ever going to survive to see my 19th birthday". El giggled at the recollection, assumed the position, and .....
The 'hot beef injection was interrupted when his good mate Farley came flying through the door to rescue pool old Ell
but he slipped El tried to catch him but they both toppled to the floor........that moment the Matron arrived "what the fook" is going on here she asked,,,Red faced El stood up and jumped through the window luckily they were on the ground floor Farsley followed and they both ran to.....................
was foaming from the mouth at first glance Farsley thought he had been unfaithful.....but it was foam to his relief, El said he could explain and told Brissie.......