I'll assume you're a wee bit older than I am, but with both of us being female, tell me which man floats your boat. In an ideal world.
Proper men always had moustaches. Non of this shaven and oiled bodies mullarkey, and what's all that 'Back, sack and crack' about then ?
Jesus Mary and Joseph, that looked painful..........they still don't know childbirth, though. When I had the twins, they cut me from ear to ear and they never put me back right.