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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Give you something to puke into, at least! :smile:
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Saw ELO last night, we had a cracking afternoon / evening, Jeff is a living legend

    Decent weather today so I'll be out pottering in the garden most of the afternoon I reckon.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Nearly killed some old biddy on a motorbike, came across three lanes to turn right, no looking no signal, no fcukall <yikes> She needs to pray to Isusu for making good brakes the old cnut. <grr>
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Hanging out of my arse.

    Really don't wan't to go to work :(
     
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  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Get down to Weymouth beach. Look out for some scouser who's snoring his head off - that'll be Sky...<ok>
     
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  6. Stan

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    Drinking mojitos. Happy sunshine everybody.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Did you bang the munter?
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ****ed me right up the beach did. I felt dreadful the whole time I was there. Felt like a Syrian in a snowstorm.
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

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    Got the kids to bring down old shoes etc to try and sort stuff out and **** me if there aren't trainers with tags still on that don't fit anymore

    One pair is armani exchange ffs

    So am in a huff arguing with DMD about religion on the other thread
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Spent the whole day trying to get rid of a filthy hangover. Nothing worked. Not even the remnants of my eldest sons bargain bucket from the night before.

    Reluctantly went to fulfill a golf fixture, had a nine of the 1st after sticking two on the road and shook hands on the the 15th a broken man, didn't have the will to play the final 3 holes.

    Couple of pints in the club after finally sorted the hangover mind.

    #thealchoholicscure
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Watching the Confederations Cup final. Good game tbh.

    The German kids are beating Chile! 1-0, 49mins gone.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Good shout, nearly forgot about this ... !
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    On ITV <ok>
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Now it's kicking off...

    ****ing nut him.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah did I **** I ignored her all night <laugh>

    Nearly ****ed some fitty who turned out to be engaged though <yikes>

    All over it all night and we left the club to go to a hotel and her fiance was there to pick her up... never seen a woman look so shocked in my life <rofl>

    Think he clocked on tbh when she text him at about 1am to say she'd decided to stay at a friends... gutted tho <doh>
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Interesting use of the Video replay there. Surprised it wasn't a Red though.
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Shame on her...hope he shagged her and dumped her this morning
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ridiculous tbh. Firstly the ref didn't even trust the video assistants, he then goes and looks himself, and only gives a yellow... <doh>

    Exactly why video reffing is a bullshit idea iimo.
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    The grass could do with a cut...don't like pitches like that
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    It was a **** decision. The video review isn't a bad idea, but there's no accounting for ****house refs
     
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