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Alexis Sánchez dropped at Liverpool after storming out of Arsenal training

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's not your style. And it's 3 points for a WFU. Claiming WFU on that :)

    3 points awarded to PISKIE
    1 FUM point awarded to HIAG.
     
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  2. Excellent!

    That ought to be put you miles ahead of your nearest rival in the "tragically sad bastard" stakes, mate!
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @Skylarker and @Spurlock won't appreciate you calling them that for playing the WFU league mate :)
     
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  4. <laugh>
    They've been playing you like a sucker!

    You don't think we're not in constant PM contact?
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You don't think we're in constant PM contact ? <laugh>

    I know who's getting played here mate.
     
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  6. You don't think you're not being double-bluffed?

    This is textbook double-bluff wummery!
    <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You just don't see it, do you Forrest ? <laugh>
     
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  8. Wow!

    You really haven't got over that Masturbating Monkey jibe, even after all this time!

    I knew, at the time, that it would hit you hard, but I never knew it would devastate you, mate!

    I'm sorry. I should have gone easier on you.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh deary me Forrest. You really have got **** all left haven't you ? :)
     
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  10. On the contrary, Pix.

    I have you, mate. Pure, unadulterated, 24 carat comedy gold.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sure you do HIAG <laugh>

    You still haven't worked out what's going on yet have you ?
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    OUCH!
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    GTFO <laugh>

    It has to be a Wum for it to be counted as a WFU <doh>
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Pixie doesn't care about things like that, mate.

    It's his game and he's going to play it so that he gains the maximum amount of pleasure. In reality, it's little better than him having a ****, but with the added twist that you lads are his carefully assembled private audience. He won't be fully satisfied until he's forced you to watch him pump his load from his furious fist.

    He's using you, and you are going to be left feeling very soiled at the end of it all.
     
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  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Them two still flirting? You really need to just meet up and bum.
    Saying that there'd probably be a two hour debate on who gives and who recieves.
    You cant claim points on a **** up Pisk. It has to be a WUM **** up.
    Since you were trying to wind up HIAG by claiming false points and ****ed it up, surely someone can now claim those points from you?
     
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  17. Tobes

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    'This thread needs burning with fire
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Not unlike a certain inflatable i once knew
     
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  19. <applause>
    I'll claim the **** up point to be added to Pixie's running total, and I donate the 3 self-love points to Pixie.

    Mark 'em up, Pix!
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Any idea where it is now? Some poor pikey kid probably has it as a toy.
     
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