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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Inspired by some **** ad on tv.

    Ya bed..

    Do ya sleep well?

    Is some of it actually down to ya pit, or is it bollicks?





















    Another random thread with a 90 day **** off ya **** free
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

    Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

    Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

    In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
     
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  3. Commachio

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    **** me you can type fast
     
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    I go through phases. At the moment, I'm doing alright. Generally asleep before 1:30am. Other times I can go through a whole week with a total of about 20 - 25 hours sleep. That's when I'm really bad and in a mess, though.
     
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    Mate you're not going to believe this, that last paragraph, there's a song with those exact lyrics!
     
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    Behave I dont believe you.
     
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    My sleep is great at the moment despite being quite Manic. My new meds are ace for sleep.
     
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