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How jocks dealt with terrorists

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Two guys try to blowup Glasgow airport

    Set themselves on fire whilst trying to make jeep blow up

    Jocks boot **** out of them ...

    Smeato milks it
     
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    "Smeaton is a role model to young Scots everywhere" John Collins
     
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    "Dave King talks a lot of sense" John Collins
     
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    The Scottish leading the way once again for the British Isles I see. If only England had 60 million Scots, the Country would be a safer place.
     
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  5. brb

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    I'd have poured more petrol on them. Every dead terrorist is one less to worry about, win, win situation.
     
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  6. SaveTheHumans

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    You likely would have caught fire yourself then @mymatebrb if he was already burning.
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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  8. Null

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    I approve ...
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I met him at Ibrox <laugh>
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Sorry Mo but John Collins is old hat. We have moved on to Joe Miller
     
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  11. Moses

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    Poor choice buddy he lacks Collins empathy. <whistle>
     
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    Joe miller read this post ...0n the international space station
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    False flag anyway. Smeaton was cast for that role.
     
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    "I remember in the 80s me and Smeato took on the Taliban and we beat them easy."

    Joe Miller
     
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    Chinning somebody on fire doesn't really compare with charging at 3 men with knives shouting "I'm Millwall"
     
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    Some cun.t asked me if i was a Millwall supporter recently, ****er hadn't even seen my three knives <<< true story
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I lit a *** off the burning terrorist's body as he smouldered in handcuffs
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pffft. The 3 men would have shat it from a guy running at them with knives. Smeato went in with his fists.
     
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    If it was good enough for the Zula's it's good enough to counteract modern day terrorism <ok>
     
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