It's not your style. And it's 3 points for a WFU. Claiming WFU on that 3 points awarded to PISKIE 1 FUM point awarded to HIAG.
Excellent! That ought to be put you miles ahead of your nearest rival in the "tragically sad bastard" stakes, mate!
Wow! You really haven't got over that Masturbating Monkey jibe, even after all this time! I knew, at the time, that it would hit you hard, but I never knew it would devastate you, mate! I'm sorry. I should have gone easier on you.
Pixie doesn't care about things like that, mate. It's his game and he's going to play it so that he gains the maximum amount of pleasure. In reality, it's little better than him having a ****, but with the added twist that you lads are his carefully assembled private audience. He won't be fully satisfied until he's forced you to watch him pump his load from his furious fist. He's using you, and you are going to be left feeling very soiled at the end of it all.
Them two still flirting? You really need to just meet up and bum. Saying that there'd probably be a two hour debate on who gives and who recieves. You cant claim points on a **** up Pisk. It has to be a WUM **** up. Since you were trying to wind up HIAG by claiming false points and ****ed it up, surely someone can now claim those points from you?
I'll claim the **** up point to be added to Pixie's running total, and I donate the 3 self-love points to Pixie. Mark 'em up, Pix!