On my 3rd Corona (all I've got in the fridge) waiting for her to get her arse into gear. Decent lubricanting beer mind, as long as it's ice cold and with lime. I look smart as ****, fair play. Even if I do say so myself!
Cheeky twat I was in the bath sipping a Birra Moretti actually Whats that kraken like? Had a few people mention that me to recently... is it a spiced rum cos that's normally drink? My favourite is Rebellion followed by Sailor Jerrys, though usually have to settle for Morgans Spiced in pubs/clubs down here.
That's a good tired though. Why the hell have you got to be up at that time though? What airport you flying from?
Well I'm in bed. Played golf this afternoon, nursed a couple of beers afterward. I have made steak and roasted new potatoes for tea.
This 40th I'm at is a bit ****, wish I was in bloody bed. I know no one, bar the main girls best mate (my mrs) her husband and her mum and dad! I thought I would, I don't. I can't be arsed to pretend I'm interested in anything anyone I don't know has to say so I'm nursing a pint wanting to **** off and make the most of the fact the kids aren't in the house. Played **** today. Got a match tomorrow afternoon so hopefully got it our of my system. Had the shermans couple of times!
Sounds awful. Hate parties. Played well today. Didn't score well though. Hit a 280 yard drive. Nearly got my cock out I was that happy. Been hungover to **** all day. Playing again tomoro. Just a social knock.
Shocking. Always have two pints and a shot of tequila to wash down two Valium before a flight. Regardless of the time.
Couple of people I tenuously know are here, were at Glastonbury last weekend so that should kill half an hour. Otherwise yeah, it's a pins in the eyes job. If I treated golf as a longest drive competition I'd be happy enough every weekend.
I've ended up in the family corner, which is a bit ****ing tragic. It's next to the back door/balcony so i can smell tempting *** smoke and want to **** off out there and have just asked the Mrs if ****ing off into to town would be permissible. Right now scoring half a g of beak and going home to nail the **** out of her sounds top drawer. Good music mind. The only plus.
I keep a bottle of Diplomatico in the house. It's not cheap, but it's the best Rum I've ever had. Actually, that's not true. The best Rum I've had was from a gnarly old fisherman in Newlyn, at a local festival called Tom Bowcocks eve. But he wouldn't tell me what it was or where he got it from. Probably some 200 year old booty from wrecking.
Flying doesn't bother me at all - crashing, that's different! But no, like Stan, I just want coffee that time of a morning.
