Off Topic The Burly Arms

Got some fat bird wanting to meet me later...

Am desperate for a shag but she is beyond hanging and don't think I can bring myself to do it.

Might have to delete her number once I start to get too drunk

 

So Barry Norman is dead

 

Go in balls deep and worry about it Monday.

 

That's @Spurlock thread ****ed.

I would claim a WFU but I'll let him off. This once.

 

Knew I could rely on sound rational advice from you mate... <erm>

 

Mate she's gagging and you're gagging. Other than the whole Internet who's gonna know?

@Bodinki ****ed a blow up sheep mate. We still speak to him (just about)

 

Yeah but she isn't just rough... a proper pig mate. Don't think I can do it tbh.

Might just go on lash n try pull a fitty but keep it as a last resort for the night

 

You sexist pig !

 

100% you're banging it later. Pointless even thinking otherwise tbh.

 

This conversation will definitely run through my mind after about my 8th double rum

 

I'm actually sat right now with a double krakon.....

Looking for munters.

 

Try this poem on her .

Times are hard

I've got no cash

so give me a snog

and show me your gash

 

We meeting soon or what. You keep bailing on me!

 

Lying twat !

PM on it's way .

 

I'm in flange garden so probably won't answer pm until I'm at home!

 

Libby is texting her..... Slaaaag

 

Worrizdat?

 

Spurlock started a film thread about a month ago called Barry Norman.

Tbh I'm verging on blaming him on the death

Any kids reading?..... Threads kill, just say no.

 

Chillin with the bambino we're listening to DJ Premier and Royce Da 5'9"

Off to Five Guys for my cheat meal soon, it's getting annihilated.

 

Shoving lamb sausage into my mouth.

Not a euphemism as I did once chew on a lamb cock in a food place in China.