After 20 years my hometown has revived carnival day. We used to stand on a bridge and throw stuff at people on the floats.
That's no excuse for parking up on your bowl and dropping the mother of all ****s. Did they charge you to feast on that ****ing monstrosity? Don't pay for other people's **** mate, crap in your bowl yourself.
Absolutely knackered, finished nights at 7am and only had about 3 hours sleep. Oh and I'm back in work at 2pm tomorrow Debating whether to go on the lash tonight (well soon) or be sensible and have an early night...
Got the airshow round these parts today and tomorrow. It's good actually, you can see the best bits from our front lawn but will go down the beach for the red arrows in an hour. Just had this MiG euro fighter thing flying down above our street, bloody noisy. Out tonight, kids down the grand parents so a bit of frisk on the cards later. Might even wash my hands for it.
I've stuck the Mrs and kids in some ****ty church garden party near my house. I've done a runner to the local. Got my let's get absolutely smashed head on too. Bliss sat on my own in a sub tropical beer garden. Phone on silent.
