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The SAVE THE JOHN HUGHS BRAIN CELL foundation.

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Norway-jack, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    should he be ignored for HUMane reasons .im sure the guy is a bit backward, he cant spell, his grammer is terrible,he tells lies,thinks that swansea is in france ,he lives in a world of make beleive and he even thinks a uni campus in swansea is now a cardiff strong hold!!

    ignore or set up a charity are the only options . SAVE THE JOHN HUGHS BRAIN CELL !!

    i propose a foundation to help poor john, ive drafted the text for the TV advert that will be hitting the screens if it gets enough support,it would go something like this.

    The SAVE THE JOHN HUGHS BRAIN CELL foundation.

    "did you know that some people like john have to survive using only one brain cell?they have a daily struggle in a life that most take for granted,like walking and talking for example.even taking a **** is hard work for john as he doesnt know if its his ass or his mouth that needs to hover above the toilet pan. with your help and support ,you could help john overcome his hardship,by pledging a financial donation to the SAVE THE JOHN HUGHS BRAIN CELL foundation you could help change johns life forever".

    "eventually when the funds are in place we at the S.T.J.H.B foundation plan to replace his broken brains with a specially made state of the art micro processer from a Sinclair ZX81,this should give john enough intelligence to spell ,punctuate and take a dump without wiping it over his face. its a small price to pay to help somebody so unfortunate in life,so please if your intrested send your donations to";


    save a twat enterprizes ,
    22 acaia avenue ,
    charleten house,
    swansea
    SA1IQQ.

    Please cut and paste this message everytime you read johns "special" comments.

    for every pasted message following a john hughs comment ,you will receive a FREE cardiff city fc financial management handbook OR a FREE Npower championship stick on arm patch.(while stocks last)

    remember a brain cell is for life,not just for christmas .
     
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  2. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    Let's just put him out of misery ;)
     
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  3. bongojack

    bongojack Active Member

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    problem is could we cope with an intelligent rubberjonny
     
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  4. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Norway, if you were asking for donations for euthanasia instead I think you'd be inundated with pledges, some from Cardiff fans too.

    Quality read though, I actually did LOL
     
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  5. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    john hughs just sent me a message to ask "is euthanasia on the african continent ? " :)
     
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  6. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    We are on to his case!!...........................
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  7. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Yep it's in Africa, it's bordered by his home country of *****lia !!!
     
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  8. bongojack

    bongojack Active Member

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    he asked me if euthanasia was a chinese youth club on the border of magnolia
     
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  9. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    Single cell organisms have proven to be man's biggest enemy/killer throughout the ages. He has been weighed, measured and now needs to be put out to pasture(isation). No money from me Norway, I am investing in germicide and the ignore function.
     
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  10. glamexile

    glamexile Well-Known Member

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    The one flaw with this Norway is that JH doesnt have a brain cell to save! I agree with Jager we should take the compassionate route and put an end to his misery.
     
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  11. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Id rather save my turd if i accidentally flushed it down my toilet, best to put him out of his misery..<ok>
     
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  12. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    not much charity on here !! :)
     
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  13. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    We get comic relief, children need etc and they are for worthy causes helping people in need. I've yet to see any support for a ****wit with one braincell.

    I'm not being funny but some people are beyond help, take up space on the planet and it's kinder to have them put down.
     
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  14. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    By this quote Dai, I take it you don't usually flush them down then???? Wow, each to their own

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  15. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    ha ha ha.... each to their own indeed !! but i get the point just the same.

    just had a message from john hughs , apparently he is upset because due to lack of funds we are not going to take him to swim with dolphins . the general consensus is that he should instead sleep with the fishes.

    :)
     
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  16. VETCHETARIAN

    VETCHETARIAN Active Member

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    Dilli,your last paragraph could have been written for most bloobs,not just jh.
     
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  17. GLAMorgan

    GLAMorgan Active Member

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    John is a bit silly but has improved recently. As for spelling. . . It's 'humane' not 'humain'. And your grammar, certainly your use of commas is dreadful.
     
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  18. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    glamorgan has obviously lost the sense of fun in this article :)
     
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  19. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Glam, the way I read it Norway deliberately wrote it like that, tongue firmly in cheek and so JH could understand it. If he'd used correct grammar then JH would be totally lost.
     
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  20. ToL1D7

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    Take him to the vets, 1 bullet to the bain cell, and its goodnight mr hughs :)
     
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