Off Topic Ronaldo. The hidden secret.

Anyone else think he is a raging shirt lifter?

He's just had twins via a surrogate mother. Pretty sure his first was the same. Maybe.

Has trophy birds. Wears pink short shorts. Takes perhaps too much care of himself which is definitely a bit gay. That or they have a tiny micro penis, so feel the need to have big muscles to make up for it.

I reckon he is secretly a puff and is too scared to own up to it and potentially has a tiny micro penis.

Thoughts?

 

I'm surprised he has fathered children. Must be sperm donation.

 

http://www.not606.com/threads/ronaldo-claims-he-is-the-father-of-twins.349722/

 

Ronaldo is gay?

How the **** is this news? Seriously, the OP and Ronaldo's mum must be the only people on planet earth who didn't know (and his mum has always known really).

 

Called it when he was at UTD

Crying and acting like a bitch, course he is a ****

 

I've always noticed his remarkable resemblance to Elton John ...

 

Homophobe! I've seen many a hetro male acting like a bitch (sexist?) on the pitch (also rhymes) it doesn't mean they like cock.

 

Yeah it does

And there is bitch on the pitch and there is bitch on the pitch (snaps fingers and say uhhmm)

And how dare you call me a homophone, every home should have a " the gay". Cleaner than a dog and someone for the Mrs to talk to

 

Probs not but Ronaldo defo does

 

i bet it does

 

i never acted like a bitch on the pitch...and i love pussy(pussy loves me)

So there is scientific evidence to prove Luvvy's theory wrong

 

It's not a very well kept secret is it?

I like how people say he's a bitch and a soft tuss, I'd bet some folk on here would cry into their own sick if they put their body through the punishing regime he puts his through on a daily basis. The bloke's a machine of a man, anybody who thinks they're tougher than him, he'd just run rings round you for a few minutes then when you're on the floor wheezing he'd volley you unconscious... or pull your pants down and bum you.

 

Being a bitch isn't being soft.

I have no doubt he is tougher than me, anyone taking it up the Harris is

I reckon fabregas is bi

 

plus i dare any of these lads to take a dick up their arse without squealing, so i admit hes a tough cookie.

Fam, if Ronaldo ever came across me at my pomp on the football pitch, man would not have made it this far.

i was a collosus.

 

Fair point, but in Adam Lallana's case I'm pretty sure it actually does

 

Have you seen the spazzy Nivea adverts? they are all a set of puffs at the Pool mate. Some even have their teeth whitened.

More scientific proof.

 

Maybe he's not the 'receiver' in the partnership... he doesn't strike me as somebody who'd risk himself getting a ruptured fart pipe and miss the next game, cos Hernando's cock was too thick.

 

I reckon he's defo partial to a man sausage, but his 'brand' and probably his culture and background combined don't allow him to be honest about his sexuality.

 

Only CR7 has a big enough ego that if he could give birth to it,
it would be born as twins.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cock lover