Tea spat out! Doesn't he often wake up in the bath & have to fish for an eye or two? And does he have any other working parts they might be interested in? Gouty feet? Kidneys full of kidney stones? Gall bladder full of gall stones? Head full of nonsense?
Invited him to take part in a game of Russian Roulette? "Now here's how you play the game Mr Glory, you have the first six goes all to yourself" Glory: "that's fooking easy that"