Dead

Got in last night pished and went into my grans room with her medicine. Some wee fat ****s ****ing pumping her, his hairy pimply arse going up and down. She's bedridden so couldn't do a thing about it. I left to get my machete and by the time I'm back he's gone. He left all his clothes but had his socks on when pumping her and must have left the way he got in, through the window. If I find him I'm going to ****ing murder him.

 

i have been expecting one of these since i posted my thread

 

It's not been appreciated as much as I thought it would

 

ML - It was a belter. I've been trying to wind-up Jambo's though

 

thats because i am one of the forums most loved members and no one likes to see people try to wind me up

at least thats what my mummy tells me.

 

****in cracker ML, get it right intae him and his maw