Which are real, which are false

Simple Real or Fake answer to each of the following.


God or Gods
Aliens that Visit Earth
Loch Ness Monster
Bigfoot
Abominable Snowman
Illuminati
Lizardmen
Ghosts
Psychics
Britney Spear's Breasts

 

I'm going fake for all of them.

 

Put them in believable order.

 

All bollocks and false for the last one.

 

Most to least believable.

BS breasts
Illuminati
Bigfoot/snowman
Aliens
God
Psychics
Ghosts
Lizardmen
Nessie

 

I'd put Nessie way above god, there's every chance that Nessie is just some drowned monitor lizard that's swollen up after 200 years of being pickled in Scottish waters.

 

Nessie dead last for me. A giant creature like that that has been systematically searched for in big funded expeditions using sonar and all sorts and failed to be found time and time again. And in a very limited area of existence.

Definitely the most likely fake of the lot.

 

What if Nessie was a ghost?

 

All believable imo.

 

Also some could be combo's, as Tel has pointed out.

Nessie could be a ghost.
Aliens could be bigfoot and Lizardmen.
God could be BS breasts.
Psychics could even be Illuminati.

 

It's highly unlikely God would be BS's tits. There are so many nicer ones out there.

 

That'll be the psychic in you.

So... you don't exist either?

 

Maybe God doesn't want to be nice. The bible seems to back that up.

 

Have you conferred with Donkin donuts first?

 

Thought this was going to be a thread to choose between pictures real and fake boobs.

Dissapointed

 

Time travel should be included

 

I would legitimately only say Britney's tits are real, on that list

 

Not too late.

 

Nah. She went from completely flat to curvy in one summer when she first started her singing career.

 

^^^^ When she was 13 #pervert