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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Simple Real or Fake answer to each of the following.


    God or Gods
    Aliens that Visit Earth
    Loch Ness Monster
    Bigfoot
    Abominable Snowman
    Illuminati
    Lizardmen
    Ghosts
    Psychics
    Britney Spear's Breasts
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm going fake for all of them.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Put them in believable order.
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    All bollocks and false for the last one.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Most to least believable.

    BS breasts
    Illuminati
    Bigfoot/snowman
    Aliens
    God
    Psychics
    Ghosts
    Lizardmen
    Nessie
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd put Nessie way above god, there's every chance that Nessie is just some drowned monitor lizard that's swollen up after 200 years of being pickled in Scottish waters.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nessie dead last for me. A giant creature like that that has been systematically searched for in big funded expeditions using sonar and all sorts and failed to be found time and time again. And in a very limited area of existence.

    Definitely the most likely fake of the lot.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What if Nessie was a ghost?
     
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    All believable imo.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Also some could be combo's, as Tel has pointed out.

    Nessie could be a ghost.
    Aliens could be bigfoot and Lizardmen.
    God could be BS breasts.
    Psychics could even be Illuminati.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's highly unlikely God would be BS's tits. There are so many nicer ones out there.
     
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  12. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    That'll be the psychic in you.

    So... you don't exist either?
     
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    Maybe God doesn't want to be nice. The bible seems to back that up.
     
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    Have you conferred with Donkin donuts first?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thought this was going to be a thread to choose between pictures real and fake boobs.

    Dissapointed :(
     
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    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Time travel should be included
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I would legitimately only say Britney's tits are real, on that list
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Not too late.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nah. She went from completely flat to curvy in one summer when she first started her singing career.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ^^^^ When she was 13 #pervert :bandit:
     
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