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Doctor, my nob hurts...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jun 28, 2017.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Looks like you've got pins and needles"

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    A 35-year-old man had to have surgery after jamming 15 sewing needles down the hole in his penis ‘for sexual pleasure’.
    The unnamed man had put sewing needles measuring from two inches from four inches down his urethra.
    Doctors at the General Hospital of Shenyang Military Region said that the man initially felt no pain – but then began to experience pain and bleeding when he urinated.
    Dr Cao Zhiqiang used a guide wire to remove the needles one by one.

    Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/26/man-put-15-sewing-needles-up-the-hole-in-his-penis-for-sexual-excitement-6735237/#ixzz4lHYSfN8X


    Oooooffffttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    GroveRanger, Jun 28, 2017
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    That's gave me the boak
     
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    Null, Jun 28, 2017
  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Nothing to do with the doner and square sausage kebab and for breakfast? :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    EDGE., Jun 28, 2017
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  4. Tina.

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    Nice name change :laugh:
     
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    Tina., Jun 28, 2017
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    Tina, can i change your title to bitch slapped....please :)
     
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    brb, Jun 28, 2017
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What chaser are you?

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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2017
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  7. Tina.

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    Ah wid. He's married to his first cousin lol
     
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    Tina., Jun 28, 2017
  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Nice selfie mate :emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    EDGE., Jun 28, 2017
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    wtf??
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 28, 2017
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
    Didn't I see you yesterday?
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2017

  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I can clearly see your penis
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2017
  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Doctor,doctor I think I'm a goat.
    How long have you felt like this.
    Since I was a kid.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 28, 2017
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    No... more the video of you double dildoing your prolapsed anus .
     
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    Null, Jun 28, 2017
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep wearing clingfilm underpants.
    Doctor: I can clearly see you're nuts.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I've just done that one
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2017
  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Trev just done that one
     
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    EDGE., Jun 28, 2017
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ditto.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 28, 2017
  18. Ponders Revisited

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    Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones.

    You are Tom Jones, you stupid Welsh ****.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jun 28, 2017
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  19. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Doctor, doctor, I have a large strawberry stuck up my bum.

    That's not a strawberry - that's a prolapsed anus... someone else's prolapsed anus.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jun 28, 2017
  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    It's not unusual...
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 28, 2017
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