Do you wash your hands after pissing?

Cans and bottles are stored in warehouses getting pissed on by rats and whatever so it probably is a pointless task.

 

Aye you can get Crone's disease, you turn into a witch.

 

*Crohn's

Like fug am a poppin

 

If I'm in the house, I'm always rolling joints, so I don't wash my hands after a piss. It makes it a nightmare to roll.

If I'm at work or using public toilets and if the coast is clear, I'll bang the dryer on the way out to make it look like I've done the decent thing. Otherwise I'll begrudgingly wash my hands if people are about.

 

I agree. Cleanliness is essential when your rim has been fingered.

 

Sounds like you spend quite a lot of time in public toilets.

 

Toby did a funny prick.

 

Si's splashes are quite revolting.

 

I use babywhipes if I'm not in my own house.

 

First seven or eight bars, yes. After that who gives a f**k!

 

I like the wee hose gun they have in Thailand for skooshing yer farter post-****e

Sting ring doesn't exist over there. Imho

 

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‘Significant’ faecal bacteria found at three major coffee chains.

Disturbing levels of faecal bacteria have been found at several high street coffee chains.
Researchers visited Costa, Starbucks and Caffé Nero to test them for cleanliness as part of a BBC Watchdog investigation.
They swabbed tables, trays and high chairs while also collecting samples of the ice used in drinks at branches in Salford, then analysed them in a lab.
At nearly half the branches tested, there was a ‘significant risk’ from samples.
Faecal coliforms were found in ice – sometimes at levels which scientists described as ‘off the scale’.


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/28/significant-faecal-bacteria-found-at-three-major-coffee-chains-6739401/#ixzz4lHRqHzwk


"Oh hi, can I get* a Venti Skinny Latte with extra sh*t to go, thanks"

* On a separate note I hate the expression "can I get" it is bad manners, "please may I have" is preferable none of this Central Perk "get" nonsense.

 

I ****in hate that. Why do they thin it's ok to have their grubby mitts over the rim of my glass/cup.mug

 

Did you wash your hands after taking a dump on that couch?

 

I hate "can I have a coffee" it's no "a coffee" you ****

 

It's was a hands free shart, so no need.

 

Does Tina wash her feet after a ****?

 

I love it when Brits ask for latte and get a glass of milk. Or ask for a panini...no it's panino you dumb ****s <<< Kev's contribution for the day to the toilette thread.

 

She's like a cat and licks them clean