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Do you wash your hands after pissing?

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  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. Da Original M.D 20/20

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    I wash my hands after using them, not after pissing on them.

    I take the time to wash my hands afterwards so its not really my problem to deal with. You were warned though.
     
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    I piss against the tree and wash my hands on the damp bark
     
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    Before or after you piss in it for the dumb ****s down stream?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Truth is urine is sterile so unless you have a manky knob there is no need to wash your hands.

    Jist saying like.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you wash your hands after masturbating?
     
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    Your piss is probably flammable.

    Jist saying like.
     
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    And yours is probably craving a pot noodle.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    I tend not to handle my ****e but I still wipe my arse.
     
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    I thought that said watch ...
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    Depends if I trust the guy or not.
     
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    How is that relevant to this discussion?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    That was ****e.

    I was expecting something like "and yours is probably corrosive"

    Poor show 2/10.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    I don't piss on my hands but I still wash them.
     
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    I wash my hands after a ****e and even splash my ring in the sink but routinely piss without washing my hands unless I splash 'em.
    Pissing outside is one of the greatest gifts given to man ,to be bound by chemicals water and porcelain is a sad reflection on you metro sexual ****s.
     
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    You eat your own spunk ffs
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    So you think Pot Noodles aren't corrosive?

    Oh you naive fool you.
     
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    Liang-Hai Sie
    , Retired general internist, former intensive care physician.
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    The genital area is very often contaminated with our fecal bacteria, so after any contact with it we should wash our hands well, so not to transmit fecal bacteria to others through contaminating their food/drink.
     
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