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Do you wash your hands after pissing?

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Stolen from the PL boards .
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. Always.

    When leaving public toilets I open the door using my pinky finger on the lowest part of the handle that I hope the durty manky ****s haven't touched.

    Better stiil, if said public toilet has hand towels to dry yer hands I open the door with a hand towel.
     
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    Why wouldn't you ...






    Gambol is quicker than most .
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What sort of Bizarro world are we living in when this is even a question? It's like "do you wipe yer arse after a ****e?" "Does the Pope wear a wee hat?"
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yeah but Gambol sounds like an obsessive.

    I know a guy who will not ****e anywhere but his own house. If yer out he'll get a taxi home and back.

    For a ****e.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ...and "is Pud morbidly obese?"
     
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  7. Da Original M.D 20/20

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    ATMs as well.

    You know how many drunken ****s like me piss on them on the way hame steamin'?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm thinking he's Niles Crane.
     
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  9. Ciaran

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    Hated Fraser, ****ing ****e.

    My Da loves it.
     
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    Can dev walk under a toilet stall door without taking his pork pen hat off.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Piss off, one of the best comedies ever. <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Self service checkouts...

    ...the ones with the touch screens. :eek:
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    .
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    What about if you are outside ?
    Do you piss against a tree or wait until you get home so your bladder feels like it's going to pop after a few choice beverages ?
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I still love watching the repeats, usually when I'm on holiday, seen them all loads of times and they never cease to make me laugh.

     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    How do you wash your hands after pishing on an ATM?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    If plumbing is available then i always scrub up. If not then i normally just wipe my hands on the nearest corpse.<cheers>
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    **** up Dev.
    You an army man camping out for days simulating war and survival couldn't wee ourside without washing your hands ?
     
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