Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

The Peri-Peri Peanuts from Nandos are pretty damn good!

 

I like Bombay mix....very moorish....so I tend not to start....but it provides a perfect spicey coating for your mouth....try a Spliff after something spicy...feels like a scissor kick right in the top corner of the net, with the game at 0-0 and 2 minutes into injury time.

 

Never seen that before, but it belongs in the same category as the bowl of peanuts you'd get on the bar top back in the day i.e. massive swerve

 

Should it not be called Mumbai mix now?

 

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Peanuts have to have some kind of flavoured crispy shell nowadays.

 

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Wifey always moans at me cos I take ages looking at the menu for takeaways, she picks the same thing every time, Quarter Duck and Sweetcorn Soup.

So I'll sit there, with my Sui Mai, Har Kao, all the dim sum and salt n pepper ribs, etc, and she'll sit there... side eyes on me platter...

Can I have one of yo...

Can you ****!

 

Did you ever shy away from having take aways with your mates because of the what they thought were jokes like can I have a 69, or a fork on the table, Two chapati's Gunga Din? I did I don't like spit and baby milk in my dinner.

 

We all have that mate who thinks its still funny, when you go into the Chinese, to order the Creme of Sum Yung Guy

 

Nah, I'm not that rum.

I'm quite a sensible drinker.

 

Not heard that one before.

 

My mate from London is incapable of ordering a takeaway without shouting at the foreigner on the other end of the phone. I'd be surprised if he's ever eaten a takeaway that didn't contain arse pickings.

 

Lets be honest.

Chinese takeaways are ****ing rancid.

 

Well at least everyone has stopped being pissy with each other. Was becoming a tad peedious.

I note that @Spurlock commented about farts. Within the right company me and my friends will often laugh at each other's wind. Nowt wrong with laughing at a loud squealy fart. Men are meant to find farting funny.

 

Is a Peeking duck something that looks at you when you're eating?

 

Noooooooooo, Chinese food rules!
You just need to find a good one.
Some are rancid, some are good.

The Egg fried rice is the indicator.....if the Egg fried rice is brownish in colour then stay away.
If its white and fluffy, then its fresh.

 

Decent Chinese restuarants are fine. Not got a problem with them, in fact, some are amazing.

But takeaway Chinese food is minging. Sooner have a curry or fish and chips.

Takeaway pizzas can also get in the bin.

 

Thai food sold in pubs is generally rank and unauthentic.