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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 20, 2017.

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    This one is probably more so because I'm not a smoker ... but I would be put off going to a restaurant where I've seen the chef(s) outside / round the back with a *** on ... I quite like food that has been smoked, but when it's hickory chips or some other aromatich wood chips ... not from the yellowed fingers of the chef courtesy of 20 B&H <laugh>
     
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  2. Stan

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    It's worse when you see them round the back tossing each other off and then going back in to prepare food with jizz all over their hands. Hate that.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Was that at Bope's "all you can eat, stuffed mutton buffet" ? ... don't like it ... the food tastes a bit like unwashed plastic ... with a hint of something not very palatable ...<ok>
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Milk is a known meat tenderiser. <whistle>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    She found it in the end mate....

    ...when she met and then married @Hoddle Is A God
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <rofl>
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    She's still preferring the carrot.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    HTF did she get those on <laugh>
     
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  10. Stan

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  11. Bodinki

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    What? That happened to you?!
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    I'm not sure they are technically 'on' to be fair.

    There's 'fat' women that are like, curvy and sort of pull it off with the whole big bones thing, but for every one of them types, there are 100 of these creatures.

    One way ticket to dignitas.
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    Can't stand people who think it's amazingly hilarious to seek attention by farting and making an issue of it..Then the idiots that high 5 him.

    Nah mate, **** your ****.
     
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  15. Stan

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    Did they wash their hands before and after the high fiving activity?
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    If Chief was part of the group then I doubt it

    :bandit:
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    People that do massive dumps then send you the picture. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Would you eat peanuts at one of Chiefs parties? :bandit:
     
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    Not saying anything...

    Not ready for Chief's wrath
     
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    I watched a Couples Come Dine with Me the other day and one of the couples (she was fit as well) admitted that it was one of her favourite things, that when she'd done a really good **** that she was 'proud' of, she'd photo it and send it to her husband <yikes>

    Weirdly one of the other 2 couples admitted to doing the same thing ffs!

    Are any of your partners partial to a bit of **** photo sharing?
     
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