Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Wum fcuk called @PISKIE ! ... Bod has an excessive 'm' in the last word of his post (otherwise he has a point)

 

I assumed it was some kind of dare?

So you were home alone and thought it would be a good idea to get an inflatable sheep out and shag it while watching porn?

FFS mate, have a word!!

 

lol Water off a ducks back mate, everyone has done **** like that in their youth, I just have the balls to say it.
You're from Liverpool for a start, so the chance that you haven't ****ed an inflatable and at least one 20 stone bird are virtually zero

 

Shouldn't need to post a link. It's common knowledge that you should wash your hands after you've been to the toilet. Can't believe his is even being discussed tbh.

 

Pretty much......yeah not my finest half hour....

 

The only time I don't wash my hands is when the 'Freshen up for the poonani' aftershave man is there, I'll admit that I'd much rather spread my cock germs in a club than be guilt tripped into paying him £3 for a chupa chups and a spray of his CK One.

 

I know......but some people are put out by it.

 

^^^^ Yeah ok

I'm brutally honest on here and don't care what I admit too, but that's total nonsense.

Lets put it out there...

Has anyone ejaculated in an inflatable sheep or anything similar? A cow? Dog?

 

Yeah lets ask shall we......

No, not me.....I would never do such a thing....

Noticed you didn't address the part about ****ing a 20 stone bird though....erased that bit

 

No-one has said they never wash their hands though...

A few people have said on the rare occasion they don't. Then we're being called 'dirty bastards' etc.

 

You may not care about another man's hygiene (given that you feel the need to be scratching and rearranging your own knob and bollocks, I'm not surprised). However, that doesn't give you the right to inflict your disgusting behaviour on the rest of mankind.

You're not washing your hands for your own benefit, it's for those around you and I think that's the bit you're struggling to get your head around. If you've had a piss and there's a sink with soap in it, clean your hands like every other respectable member of society.

If you don't want to do that, fine. Nobody can make you. Just don't go squealing when someone calls you out for being a dirty bastard.

 

I haven't gone to 20 stone. Even if I had it's a hell of a lot different to a blow up sheep mate!

 

Yeah I'd prefer the inflatable!
I think I may have gone to like 13 stone, possibly.....never actually weighed the woman.....

 

Why wouldn't you wash your hands if there are washing facilities available?

 

Not just a sheep but an inflatable duck (in the shower?) as well by the sound of things ..

 

That's the point I was making....Why would you not wash your hands if there are facilities available?
If there aint, then fair enough.

 

I don't know if this bird I apparently shagged at Uni was 20 stone, all I do know is that I woke up the next day having not remembered it with her asleep on my arm. She was that heavy my hand was numb and I couldn't shift her.

 

Now please **** off.

And die preferably, you waste of ****ing air.

 

So you've tried both and giving head is better? Not sure I'd have a favourite.

 

jesus Chief, ffs.
Have some dignity man! Thought better of you than this.