Off Topic The Burly Arms

1: I'm pretty sure she's not checking anyone out , she's just having fun . 2 : If you can't see that , your probably not her type

 

Russell Brand though............

 

He's not really my type ....

 

He's had his head buried in that minge more times than Dull has actually seen one.

 

Jammy ****er.

(Not dull)

 

Sorry mate, didn't realise you had fallen for her. Was only jesting.

 

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I get a bit jealous in my fantasy life , I wonder how much pubic hair she has under those shorts ..... I'll guess a whole box full

 

Paint stripping :-(

Just put first coat of paint stripper on the wall, got to wait 1hr now before adding another coat. Hoping to have that bit of wall plastered before morning, got plumber coming tomorrow #newradiators #newboiler

 

Wha gwan wida mandem

 

Gave up. I'll ****ing screw it to the wall instead #****ingthing

 

New heating system today...#expensive

 

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to buy a new house!?..

 

He's just bought a new house mate

 

......and they just sort of forgot to put little conveniences like electricity in the place?...

 

He bought an old cow shed and he's converting in into a new cow shed.

 

Mansfield mate.....

They still have gas lamps I think.

 

Yess Sucky, where you been? Had your head stuck in Skyrim? BTW they've completely redone the 'Elder Scrolls Online' and made it excellent (not the Morrowwind add on, but the original that failed on launch).

See you in six months

 

Where you been fella ?

 

Find it very odd that this conversation about Katy Perry is happening whilst she currently looks like a homosexual 90's boyband member.

I can't get turned on by her she's almost certainly a raging feminist and an utterly annoying **** if she married a prat like Russell Brand.

She's got a fantastic pair of jugs mind.

 

Just did