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Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    I don't think it's asking much to take a bottle of that gel stuff to a festival either by the way...
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    It actually comes down to this:

    "My dick is clean and pleasant, because it is mine" ..."Your dick is yours and therefore not mine - ergo it is probably cheesy and whiffy and I wouldn't enjoy a handshake with you, knowing that you have touched it" ... <ok>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Does sucking each finger like when you've had BBQ Ribs count as "washed"?
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yes ...



    ... in Liverpool :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I don't think anyone is though.

    As for restaurants workers then, yes of course they are expected to wash at all times. Ditto, doctors, hospital workers, dentists etc etc etc.

    I don't l do any of those things and neither do a lot and, to have to repeat again, you'll probably find that in the real world blokes do not wash their hands every time they have make contact with their dick.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Where did I say constantly?

    What is with thicks ****s like you that feel the need to change what people say in order to try to 'prove' their own point.

    Just **** off.
     
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  7. AKCJ

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    I don't have to prove anything to you <laugh>

    I just think that if you're going for a piss or touching your knob in public without washing your hands you're a filthy bastard.

    I'm sorry that this seems to offend you <rofl>
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    So let's clear this up...

    You ejaculated inside an inflatable sheep, but claim to not remember much, but you do remember you washed your hands afterwards?

    Yeaahh Ok <laugh>
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Yeah when I woke up.......not right after of course.....
    haha
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    I'd also like to add that being called a 'dirty bastard' for admitting that on the odd occasion I don't wash my hands by someone that has ****ed an inflatable sheep is very ironic ;)
     
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    Eeeeeeeeeeeyew ... let him clear it up himself ... and think about getting your own inflatable sheep, you weird fcuker ... there are boundaries fella <whistle>
     
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    Whats your stance on wiping your bum after a gratifying dump? we heard all the piss and hand wash scenarios so whats the preferred method of N606 posters. Here in the land of smiles we have water jet hoses that blast all the muck off your arse, I think it's much more hygienic than smearing **** all over your arse with paper.
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    If I did it on a daily basis, and didnt wash my hands, then you would have a point <laugh>
     
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    Your ringpieces are more sensitive though due to the regular bouts of anal sex.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    I just use toilet roll.

    I did **** in a hole in Hong Kong though and had some nutter waiting by the cubicle with a hose pipe. I declined and used my own paper, and yes I did wash my hands..... after shaking the pervert with the hosepipes hand.
     
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    Bodinki has his a-hole professionally cleaned after each dump.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    I'm pretty sure no one has ejaculated in an inflatable sheep on here mate, other than you. It's dirty and you're a filthy bastard :smiley:

    But at least you wash your hands every time you have a piss.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    I think we know the answer to 'Does Bope **** in the woods?'
     
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    See post #286.

    Middle line.

    <ok>
     
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  21. AKCJ

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    Different to having a piss.

    The only two times you should be anywhere near your arsehole is when you're wiping and when you're cleaning it in the shower.
     
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