Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Thats because your in the damned woods ffs.
Surely you can see the difference between that and being at work or amongst people at home etc.
If you are camping everyone is dirty as ****, because you are all camping.
I am sure we have all shook hands with a dirty **** who has pissed and not washed.
I am not saying I am afraid of getting AIDS or some ****, its just a ****ing courtesy.....

You are throwing all these caveats like "What if you're up a mountain in outer *****lia etc" then I don't care because you are up a mountain in outer *****lia you are not going to be touching my hand, or anything I might be touching.....
But if you are in a toilet, with a working sink, and you take a piss, just wash your hands....surely thats not gonna put you out?

 

This is fair enough. It's not really the context of what we're talking about though, is it? That's really quite specific and understandable, I'm sure everyone shares that thought, as random as it might be to ever actually happen.

 

Here is a guide for those who are confused.

• Wet your dick with clean, running water, turn off the tap.

• Apply soap and lather well for 20 seconds (or longer if the dirt is ingrained).

• Rub hands together rapidly across all surfaces of your dick.

• Don’t forget the backs of your hands, your wrists, between your foreskin and under your fingernails.

• Rinse well under boiling water and make sure all traces of cheese is removed.

• Dry your hands using a clean towel and air dry bollox.

• It is best to use paper towels or sandpaper (or single-use cloth towel).

• Dry your ring, as it can be a source of future contamination if it remains moist.

• Hot air driers can be used on you dick to ensure it is dry.

 

Luv's Guide to Genital Hygiene!

 

They aren't caveats, I'm just pointing out that men don't wash their hand every time they touch their dick for **** sake.

I personally haven't once said I don't wash mine after a piss or toilet visit in public, not once. I am, however, truthfully stating that the vast majority of blokes will touch their dick at some point during a day and not wash their hands.

 

Why is it random? I was at a birthday party on Sunday evening 60 folk in a restaurant and we turned up with the kid and everybody wanted to touch, stroke or hold her. It's far from specific and it will happen more than once. I also eat out 3 times per week at least so I assume the chef is one of these men who you believe fiddles with his nuts several times per day, so it's common place for sure no?

You simply cannot deny that washing your hands is hygienic, people's hands are generally dirty so I'm not having it for one second that your chopper remains whistle-clean throughout the day if you're touching it, unless you're gonna tell me you wash before a piss?

 

Please explain why you feel the need to touch the skin of your balls to do so.

Every man has mastered the art of moving one's nads through his trousers.

Hand in pocket... quick shuffle... done.


If you're having to constantly touch your bollocks throughout the day then you've got a problem.

 

I think people are getting things twisted...

Chief (and myself, and some others here) haven't said we never wash our hands ffs! The point is we don't feel the need to wash after every single piss.

Depending on how well the piss goes is dependent on how much I wash, or dependent on where I am. If I backsplash etc. of course I'd wash. Just occasionally when a piss goes to plan I don't feel the need to wash my hands, being an adult I'm confident in my pissing ability.

I'm probably a 75% washer. Meaning 25% of the time I'm happy enough with how my piss went, or in a situation where it's fine to skip. I shower every morning (and some nights). I'm not a walking flannel nob ffs.

You all can't be 100% washers, I'm calling bullshit.

 

You probably smell of bullshit.
I will concede Chiefs point about not washing your hands every time you reposition your ball bag, but if you do not wash your hands EVERY TIME you piss, then you are a filthy ****ing sod!

 

... are you "Stripey Pants Guy" ????????????

 

If I'm at a festival etc. I can't wash my hands. If I'm at home I don't always wash my hands, mostly I do though. Is that really a big deal?
I ensure my kids wash their hands every time, when they're adults it's their choice. I won't disown them for being a 'filthy ****ing sod'.

Bod mate you ****ed an inflatable sheep and cum inside it. You're hardly in a place to slate people about not washing 100% of the time. That sheep could have been ****ed earlier by Luv or someone.

I think people are being extremely naive to think people wash every single time.

 

Any "band" that has no fookin instruments ... not a band ... just dancers that sing a bit (with differing degrees of talent ... sometimes minimal)

 

And afterwards, I washed my hands
If you are at a festival or some place with no access to a sink, then ok, fair enough.
But excepting that ONE scenario.....you should be washing your hands when you piss.

 

There is a strong smell of urine on here .... wash your hands you dirty fcukers

 

I do in general and I'm sure Chief does too.

I'm just saying on the rare occasion I don't. If that makes me scum of earth and a filthy bastard then so be it.

 

lol

Its the brazenness of it all.
If, when I pissed, I was too much of a lazy, dirty sod to wash my hands, I would probably just keep quiet and not join in the discussion.
But no, there are folk like...."Yeah, touch ma dick all day, piss, jizz, I even lick em afterwards! Woooooo, Ric Flair!"

 

So you were in total control of yourself when you ****ed an inflatable sheep?

Well done mate, some achievement that.

 

If you dont have access to a sink, then you can hardly be blamed, obviously.
Or if you are at a festival and you have to queue for 20 minutes to take a piss, then another 20 minutes to wash your hands....I can accept all of these.
As long as people at work and home are washing their hands every time they defecate, otherwise they are spreading all kinds of ****.

 

Leaving aside that that has **** all to do with washing your hands when you piss, I honestly dont remember too much.
But I do remember washing afterwards.......