Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

What, that hygiene is strange?

Really?

 

What is it about the decent, hygenic and normal act of washing your hands when you've gone for a piss that winds you up so much?

You might not have a problem touching your own knob (I don't think there is a man alive that doesn't mind touching their knobs), just clean up when you've had a go on it. Not asking much, is it?

 

At what point have I said I never wash my hands?
Care to go back and quote that?

I've pointed out to all those horrified by the idea that blokes don't always wash their hands after a piss that they might want to forget this hand shaking malarkey if they see this as a problem as quite a lot of blokes spend half their life adjusting their nut sack and don't wash their hands every time they do so.

Which is still making contact with that horrific item known as a man's dick.

Now, if you choose to decide that me saying this means I never wash, have a juice oozing dick and never change my undies (admittedly that wasn't you) and am a dirty bastard you won't mind if I politely tell you go and **** yourself.

With your juice oozing dick if you like.

 

Oh, and when you've read back and it dawns on your thick skull that I've not once said I don't wash after a piss, you don't need to apologise as it's ok.

Just stop posting those ridiculous smileys as, rather than backing up this false notion that you're somehow clever, they just make you appear even more stupid, if that's possible.

 

Never used this alcohol gel, I was brought up with my parents telling me that alcohol is bad and now they want me to wash with it. This country is a disgrace.

 

OK mate.

 

Sorry that this has wound you up so much.

If you read back you'll notice that i've never said that you never wash your hands.

I'm merely saying that if the option to wash your hands is there then you absolutely should be taking it. Sorry, but there is no excuse.

 

Except you have, frequently.

There's no shame in you accepting you had it all completely wrong, be the bigger man. It'll be cathartic.

(look that word up in one of those dictionary things)

 

Hilarious......
Whats funniest is a couple of dirty ****ers actually arguing against washing their hands once they have had a piss
Fully grown men. ( I am assuming)

"Oh your dick must be dirty then..."

No no......**** tards....everyones dick is dirty and sweaty.....its sits in pants all day to come out a few times a day to expel waste or semen.

I rummage down my pants if I am at home, unseen and I might not wash my hands if I am at home.
But if I am out or at work and am going to be talking to or meeting people or making food, then I would definitely wash my ****ing hands.

Never heard anything like this before...absolute dirty, dirty ****ers......at least just be quiet and not contribute to the thread and be a stealth dirty ****er, but to actually argue against washing your hands once you have had a piss? FFS.

Its like arguing against wiping your arse....
"No No, my ****s clean....yours must be dirty"

 

FYI, the Centre for Disease Control (CDC), state categorically that you should spend 20 seconds washing your hands with soap and water after urinating.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/10/bathroom-handwashing_n_5961548.html

 

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The level of vitirol this discussion is generating is a direct result of there being no football on, hang in there lads there's only 2 months to go. There will be some friendlies soon and the build up will be exciting and then you'll watch one and realise it's just not the same.

 

Backsplash is the killer.

 

Lol

Best is "what about blow jobs then?". Lol

Scientifically not washing hands after pissing is worse than blow jobs. There has been a study lol

The saliva and stomach acid, if she swallows, kills the bacteria

 

Except no, it ****ing isn't the same.

And you're going round calling people ****tards. The irony!

Ok, let's get a couple of prescient points clear here. My whole slant in this thread is that is that if the thought of shaking hands with someone who might not have washed after a slash turns you then don't shake hands with blokes, ever, as you can pretty much guarantee that most of them will have had a rummage at some point in the day. Not at at a toilet visit, just contact at some point in the day.

Point two is this; if you claim to wash your hands every single time you make contact with your dick during a day you are ****ing lying.

And that's it.

 

His often do you touch your dick dude?

Bar pissing and the morning shower that's me done for the day

That's without sex being on the cards obviously

 

I'd be interested in seeing the data for this one. If there's a study group I may also want to join but as long as I'm not sucking dick.

 

Coincidentaly I'm off for a piss right now, I will wash my hands and may take a sip of the alcohol gel on my way out.

 

1) Most men don't go round touching their knobs all day. If you need to scratch or rearrange then I'd guess that's more because you're sweating... all the more reason to maintain a bit of decency and hygiene. Not that you should be touching your knob without washing if you're in a situation where you'll be shaking hands ffs.

2) It's not asking much to maintain clean hands though, is it? Are you touching your knob constantly when you're out and about? Do what you like at home, that's called privacy. Just don't go round touching your cock and bollocks without washing after when you're in public because there's just no need.

 

You can partner up with @Ginger Marks he loves sucking cock.