Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Just do it the Everton way.

Reckon he posts on here?

 

Never been one for eating a booger. Roll and flick.

I can't believe you or anyone else doesn't pick their nose. It's the only way to release a crustacean from the inside of ones beak.

You'll be telling us you don't fart in public next. Or indeed find farts funny.

 

Nope. I wash my hands after a piss cos I was just taught to do so as a rule of hygiene, it's a habit I don't mind having so I won't change.

Are you suggesting if the chef had a clean tagger you'd be happy to eat his food after he'd just had a piss and not washed his hands?

It's not just a hygiene matter, also a courtesy matter.

 

Why in the name of **** do you think my cock oozes juice?

What planet do you live on? I don't piss on my hands you utter moron. I don't have issues with touching my own, perfectly clean, knob.
None at all, I don't repulse myself. There is nothing un hygienic about me or my cock.

The fact you are clearly petrified of your own or have had it drilled into you that dicks are dirty says more about your own life than me. Self conscious? You're ****ing repressed.

Pal.

 

Good, one of you have finally answered.

Well done.

Given I don't piss on my hands I don't see one iota of a difference. Why is making contact with your dick in general any different?

 

Calm down.

All we're asking is that you spend 10 seconds washing your hands.

 

If I feel the need to I do.

Do you wash your hands every time you make contact with your clearly rancid dick? You're acting like you do. Which we all know is complete bollocks.

 

Chief, you seem to think this is about you being bothered about touching your own knob.

Trust me when I say this - Your associates don't want to be going near your knob, your knobby hands or the things your knobby hands have touched.

What don't you understand about that? I could understand the laziness if washing your hands was a laborious task, but it just isn't.

Decent toilets these days have that gel stuff you can just rub into your hands and it kills germs. So you don't even have to spend the extra 6 seconds drying your hands.

 

I presume it's to do with sweat and all the nasty **** that gathers down there, there's a good reason why men change their boxers on a daily basis dude, it's not to keep the male underwear industry ticking over is it?

I'm not going to research which specific bacteria and what harm they may pose, I'd rather just wash my hands and change my duds!

 

I wore the same pair of boxes for a second day once. I flogged myself with a leather whip at the end of the day though so as to repent.

I find this while argument strange. I wash my hands after a piss but not 100% of the time, there are various reasons why I don't ranging from couldn't be bothered to the sink is so filthy it just isn't worth it.

 

What do you do if you're caught short out for a walk? Never walked up a mountain, been on a bike ride, played golf?
Or if you're at an event and it's portaloos only? As sky said, do you piss your pants as you're too horrified to touch your oozing dick?
It must be yours that oozes juice, right? Unless there's something else you're not telling us, that you've had some experience of someone else's juice oozing dick.

For the record, mine doesn't just ooze juice.
If it has, for obvious reasons, then I wouldn't be in a situation where I'd be shaking a blokes hand.

 

I've been in pubs and stadiums where the toilets were so filthy that I made the judgement call that the cleanest thing around was Stan's cock.

 

So this has evolved into those who don't wash their hands every time they touch their own dick also don't change their undies.

That's good to know.

 

If you're caught short then you make do, obviously. Then when the opportunity arises, go for a ****ing wash like a normal person. Especially after sweating after a bike ride or mountain hike ffs.

Not sure why you find hygeine so strange.

 

Said no one.

 

From a health perspective simply touching your penis to direct urine flow can be enough to transmit harmful bacteria to your hands and then anything you touch.

Also using modern day alcohol type rubs is not sufficient to clean your hands. Soap and water is best.

Google perianal sweat for more info for why even after touching your penis without having peed is a good idea.

 

Oh no, how have we ever survived this long?

I mean, because I, along with the other 95% of men on this planet, don't feel the need to wash at the merest contact with a part of my own body that means I'm unhygienic, never wash and never change my undies.

**** knows how I've even got this far.

 

How far away from the point can you get?

 

Said everyone with a shred of decency.

 

What the **** are you even on about now?

Aren't there some windows you should be licking?