Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Have you never been for a piss at a football stadium?

 

No for the wife, yes for the girlfriend.

 

I don't go around touching my knob all day but generally when i'm touching my knob i'm having a piss, shower, **** or shag. After each of those activities I'll have a wash, because i'm not a dirty bastard.

 

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Bloke who never puts his hands down his kecks = pointless liar.

 

Repressed catholic then, figures.

Most of us don't find sex repulsive.

 

There's plenty of bullshitters on here...

Bod "I never use a urinal" <<<<< **** off mate, ffs

 

Some bogs I use don't even have a sink. You lot would be ****ed....

I'm guessing you'd just piss your pants rather than touching your own nob?

 

Our stadium has washing facilities. Doesn't yours?

 

It does but I'm yet to see a half time piss fest where every bloke washes their hands. There's always a queue for the urinals, rarely a queue for the taps.

 

I'm sat watching tv with one hand down my pants..

I have zero intention of washing my hands afterward.

 

Are you watching Coronation Street?

 

Been watching Star Trek beyond.

 

Dirty bastard.

 

Do folks wash their hands after picking their nose?

I'd imagine the things wrenched out of Ines nose harbours far more bacteria than a penis.

 

For the record I'm picking my nose with my left hand the very same hand I've had down my pants.

 

The old scratch and sniff.

 

I've not scratched the gooch area or my arse.

What is people preferred hand for picking ones nose? I'm right handed but opt for nose picking using my left.

 

Was never much of a nose picker but now I've got the tache and beard it itches a lot more so I find myself giving the old nostrils a scratch.
Either hand, doesn't matter as, being an adult, I will have managed to not piss on either of them.

 

Yeah because that's what I said

If you can't be arsed to use a bit of soap and water after you go near your/someone elses genitals then, frankly, that's repulsive.

You've got some front to be walking about inflicting your cock's juices on others without washing your hands.

It's the laziness and poor hygiene. Do you not feel self conscious when someone sees you've had a piss without washing your hands?

I bet you eat with your mouth open, wipe snot on your sleeves and cough without covering your mouth an all.

 

Grown men picking their noses? Really?

Do you taste it after? The old roll 'n' flick?

Get a tissue you barbarians.