Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

shake hands then wash yours - before picking food out of your teeth.

 

I am legitimately shocked that there are dirty ****s out there who take a piss and dont wash their hands. I mean ffs, it takes 10 seconds.
Seriously!!!!

 

Why - what are you washing off? If I washed my hands every time I had a piss, it would mean missing 50% of any time I spend in a pub.

 

I am even more shocked that people are trying to justify it!
Christ almighty!

 

What do you mean "what are you washing off"?
I dont want to touch anything that has touched someone's genitals.
Yes....even if you showered that morning, your penis is bunched up in your damned pants all day, and oh yeah, its the organ that piss and semen comes out of ffs!
Wash your damned hands you dirty, filthy, depraved bastards!!
Why on Earth would you refuse to wash your hands?


Mental!!!

 

Dirty git.

 

Sounds to me like you need to shower a little more often. I am never in a public place where my cock is covered in spunk and/or piss. It's just skin. Do you wash your hands when you scratch your arm?

 

No, but last time I checked, piss didn't come out of my arm.....
Especially if you use urinals, the splashback from those alone.
I never use urinals.

It's alright saying, "I am confident my dick is clean"....
Yeah excellent....I aint, so wash your fecking hands! You allergic to soap?

 

Have you ever seen close-ups of what lives on your arm. Not a pretty sight I can tell you

 

Washing my hands after a piss for me is like getting into a car and putting my seat belt on, it's just automatic.

 

Indeed.
Same with cheese.
But there is good bacteria and bad bacteria.
And I can tell you there are no good bacteria in ball sweat and piss.......

 

Do you wash your hands every time you give your nuts a scratch? Or rearrange your knacker sack in your undies?

Or is it just when you piss, which is essentially water, not ****? And I still have no idea why you all piss on your hands when you're urinating because I don't.

 

exactly. As I said, it's just skin you are touching.

 

How many wash their dick prior to letting the wife/girlfriend suck it?

 

Letting

 

Or ask her to go for a quick wash before you muff dive?

If the thought of a drop of piss is so offensive I suspect there are a good few passion killers on this thread.

 

#curveball

 

You're missing the point.

It's not asking much to ask someone to wash their hands is it? How am I to know how well a man washes his knob or how often he changes his undies?

It's 5 seconds worth of washing followed by 5 seconds worth of drying.

 

No, I'm not missing the point.

The question has been asked, on a few occasions, if you all wash your hands every time you touch your knob. Or just when you've had a piss? Still unanswered.

Well, do you?