Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

You have never pissed up a tree ?

 

You haven't opened a wound dude, I don't really care as I know my dick is clean and I'm confident enough to not have to wash my hands every time I touch it.

Like I said though, it's very naive to think that every bloke washes his hands every time he has a rummage with his knackers so best just not shake anyone's hand if I were you. Or Spurlock.

 

I wouldn't shake Spurlock's left hand

 

Be no good in scouts then!

 

No that's cool.

And I'm not that naive mate.

No one's hand gets shaken after I've walked into the pub first time round.

But everyone knows who washes their hands and who doesn't.

And in the smallest of villages, everyone has a reputation for one reason or another.

Who can't aim straight, who pisses all all over the floor.

 

I'm the opposite of Sky by the way. The more 'out' I am the more inclined I am to wash every visit.

Like I said right at the off, it depends entirely on where/when etc.

 

I wash before a piss because my hands will inevitably pick up other people's germs.I wash after so I don't leave them for others. That is one area where you don't want to get infections.

 

dumbness

 

Hard to decline a handshake when a man offers it!


just wash your fackin hands like...

 

Yep, if I've had a shower in the morning my dick is gonna be far cleaner than my hands. And as I don't make a habit of pissing on my hands....

 

The **** we will talk about when the footy is finished eh?

 

Pun intended?...

 

Just have a sitting down wee if you're not gonna wash your hands, that way, you've not touched it. Boom.

 

Don't you have to wash your arse cheeks then though?

 

Perhaps if you're going to let another man put his hand on them.

 

My top 3 in no particular order would be:

1. Peoples not saying thank you when you let them out.
2. People who do not say thank you when you hold a door open for them, or let them pass first - I will actually say "thank you" to them which gets a response!
3. People not indicating.

Basically rude and lazy people.

 

Feminism, not in it's literal sense, but the modern feminist, who needs to be an utter **** 100% of the time.

 

6 months in a cellar will make you a bit irritable.

 

True.

I didn't charge them rent though

 

Or a golfer